Opposites Attract | BUNNY (mostly) One-shots

Prologue | You X Me (BUNNY)

Kenny tapped his pencil in a rhythmic pattern as he stared at his paper full of doodles along with little to no notes. He huffs in a piqued manner, something was bothering him immensely. Yet, he couldn't figure out the exact reason why.

"Mr. McCormick! If you're going to drum, do it at home. You are distracting my class." The teacher finally said, causing some students to giggle at Kenny being scolded.

"Sorry, miss," he replies, scrunching his face to a more friendlier expression. The teacher eyed him suspiciously before turning around to continue the lesson. "Bitch," Kenny muttered under his breath.

Kenny glanced around the classroom, searching for something interesting. His eyes then stopped on a certain boy at the front of the class. Straight posture, following the teacher's notes with intent, and of course, his nerdy glasses for reading. Butters Scotch.

Kenny felt his face warming up, causing him to quickly averted his attention back to his paper. Yep, this was unknowingly the problem.

Thing is that Kenny had a small crush on Butters. It might seem obvious to the reader but Kenny is quite confused about his feelings about Butters.

Kenny sighs and looks beside him, and beside him was Stan, also looking bored as hell. Kenny takes out his phone and swiftly texts Stan a message.

Stan's phone made a loud notification sound that obviously alerted the teacher. "Stan, please mute your phone."

"Sorry, I forgot." Stan takes out his phone to silent it, then sees Kenny's message. He peered at Kenny with a questioning look, to which the latter pretended he hadn't sent him a message in the first place.

After a few seconds, Stan swiftly texted Kenny back. Kenny's phone vibrates in his hand, Kenny then reads the message that Stan sent.

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Ken😩: do u have any love advice
Like for confessing ur love to someone?

Stan the Man: wdym

Ken😩: how do u know if u LIKE LIKE someone?
Like how you love Wendy?

Stan the Man: idk tbh
I guess I just felt this weird tingling in my heart whenever I see or when I'm near her.

Ken😩: uh huh.

Stan the Man: It made me feel all warm and fuzzy on my insides.

Ken😩: made u want to throw up every time she interacted with u or when u look at her
LMAO 😭😭
Do u remember that??

Stan the Man: says the playboy 💀💀
So u can stfu

Ken😩: ok lover boy
How do u confess to someone?

Stan the Man: u just tell them?
Duh

Ken😩: NO
LIKE FR
pls 🥺👉👈
u my best fwiend..

Stan the Man: weirdo
Fine 🙄🙄
All u gotta do is tell them to meet somewhere
Make some sweet speech to reel them in
Then boom
Da Formula to success 🤓

Ken😩: except if he rejects me
dumbass 💀💀

Stan the man: "he" huh?
U suddenly becoming gay now Kenny?

Ken😩: no stupido I accidentally forgot the s in he

Stan the Man: mhm

Ken😩: fuck u tbh

Stan the Man: ur WELCOME. 😇

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"Kenny and Stan! Put away your phones or else they will go to parent-pickup." The teacher interrupts. The two quickly nod their heads in acknowledgement.