Opposites Attract | BUNNY (mostly) One-shots

Another Olive Theory (TYDE)

(Sorry if I make any mistakes about their character!)

"Clyde, eat your food." Tolkien told Clyde as he ate his. Clyde pouted in response.

"But school food suuucks!"

"Then you should've brought your own food." Craig said in a slightly annoyed tone.

Clyde starts to slouches in his seat. "You're such a b-bh-baby." Jimmy states in a jokingly way.

Tolkien didn't say anything but reluctantly pat Clyde on the shoulder. He knew he couldn't convince the stubborn Clyde.

"It is your fault that you didn't come earlier." Tweek says as he points his fork at him. Clyde ignores him and continues to do whatever he was doing as an attempt to get something good from someone. Like maybe a chip from Craig's chips or a piece of Jimmy's taco.

Tolkien decides to leave him alone though, he was going to face the consequences of not eating anyway. The four would then get the fun of rubbing it in.

Tolkien chuckled at the thought, but soon remembered the fact that he also had food to eat. He looked back at his tray, and at the corner were a bag of olives. Tolkien hated olives.

Tolkien slowly opened the bag, just thinking about the taste made him want to gag. He didn't know why he was so urged to eat it even though he didn't want to.

"Are you going to eat that?" Clyde asked, pointing at bag of olives Tolkien was staring at. He gladly gave Clyde his olives.

Tolkien frowns as he watches Clyde munched on each one with joy. "How do you even like that stuff?"

Clyde turns his head and answers, "I dunno, they just taste good in a weird way." Tweek hears this and chimes in, "I k-know right!?" The two smile wildly.

Craig grins and says, "Olives suck ass." Tweek and Clyde glare at him.

Soon, a argument starts to unravel between the two. I never knew olives were so serious that it could make a couple argue.

Clyde turns to Jimmy. "What about you Jim Jim?" Jimmy didn't reply, he clearly didn't care about the topic of olives and just wanted to eat in peace. "Coool." Clyde shrugged.

Jimmy sat put as the lovers beside him literally barked at each other. It was annoying but he couldn't really do anything about it.

Jimmy looked at Clyde and Tolkien's direction. "Come on Big T!~" Clyde teased as he held a fork which held a olive. Tolkien covered his mouth and shriveled in the corner of his seat.

"Weirdos." He said under his breath as he continued to eat his own food. He was in a mad mood because his parents had confronted him about his erëction problem again.

Jimmy continues to stare at the two, something itching at the back of his mind. He felt like this reminded him of something. Jimmy inspected them a little harder.

One thing that particularly stood out for some reason was the olives. Olives. Clyde likes olives. Token doesn't. Hmmmm..

That's when it hit him. Olives! Olive theory! A theory so popular since middle school because of the fact that sometimes it actually came true!

"Wait, does t-that mean..?" Jimmy muttered. He glanced at them once again. I mean, it was the same scenario with Craig and Tweek, and they were lovers.

After a few seconds, Jimmy then noticed that Clyde was waving his hand frantically in front of his face. "Eaarth to Jiimmy! Jimmy waaake up!" He repeated this over and over again until Jimmy eventually swatted his hand away.