Soma Oneshots (Complete)

Acting skills

She was over there reading a book. I just wanted to annoy her with a passion. It was if that little devil I devoured came back and is whispering in my ear telling me to get on her nerves.

  "Soul? What is it?" She asked me as I stood only a few feet away.

  "Oh my gosh! Maka, ah- we- oh gosh- WE HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!" I screamed at her.

  "Why? What's wrong?" She asked concerned.

    I got out my phone and dialled Blackstar's number. We had this all planned out.

  "Yes we're at 22 Death lane!- This is critical- she- she- just get over here now!" I screamed in the phone.

  "Soul what's wrong?!" She asked confused.

  "We have to get you to the hospital. Just lay down! You'll be fine! I hope..."

  She was looking at me with wide eyes. "What the heck?"

  I got her a glass of water. "Try this!- You'll need some ice too."

  "Soul Eater Evans! What-"

  Just then Blackstar busted down our door in his police uniform. "Where is she? We'll need a stretcher stat!"

  "What is it?" She asked again.

  "You took a huge fall from heaven and I only know one cure." I said, grinning.

  Then I kissed her.

  "That should do it." Blackstar said.

  "And please give a hand for Blackstar's acting skills!" I said. "He works all day for only $10 an act!"

  "Soul, you idiot!" She screamed.

  "Does this mean you'll go out with me?"

  "Ugh! Yes."

  "Yes!" Blackstar and I screamed. "It was a yes!!!"

   "Idiots." Maka murmured as she walked into her room.

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So this was based off a part in how I met your mother, so I tried to change it up a bit. Also I want to say Thanks for 600 views guys! This is amazing!!! :D

-UF22