She was over there reading a book. I just wanted to annoy her with a passion. It was if that little devil I devoured came back and is whispering in my ear telling me to get on her nerves.
"Soul? What is it?" She asked me as I stood only a few feet away.
"Oh my gosh! Maka, ah- we- oh gosh- WE HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!" I screamed at her.
"Why? What's wrong?" She asked concerned.
I got out my phone and dialled Blackstar's number. We had this all planned out.
"Yes we're at 22 Death lane!- This is critical- she- she- just get over here now!" I screamed in the phone.
"Soul what's wrong?!" She asked confused.
"We have to get you to the hospital. Just lay down! You'll be fine! I hope..."
She was looking at me with wide eyes. "What the heck?"
I got her a glass of water. "Try this!- You'll need some ice too."
"Soul Eater Evans! What-"
Just then Blackstar busted down our door in his police uniform. "Where is she? We'll need a stretcher stat!"
"What is it?" She asked again.
"You took a huge fall from heaven and I only know one cure." I said, grinning.
Then I kissed her.
"That should do it." Blackstar said.
"And please give a hand for Blackstar's acting skills!" I said. "He works all day for only $10 an act!"
"Soul, you idiot!" She screamed.
"Does this mean you'll go out with me?"
"Ugh! Yes."
"Yes!" Blackstar and I screamed. "It was a yes!!!"
"Idiots." Maka murmured as she walked into her room.
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So this was based off a part in how I met your mother, so I tried to change it up a bit. Also I want to say Thanks for 600 views guys! This is amazing!!! :D
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Soma Oneshots (Complete)
AcakFifteen one shots of Soma. Rated PG (An older book of mine.)
