Tyler: come Kenni damn we been here all day
Kenni: I gotta find the right type to write my number in
Tyler: let me get this straight you buying panties to throw them on the stage
Kenni: Yup this one gone be for august ( hold up a pair of boyshorts) these are for Fetty ( holds up some bikini) and then these ( sigh) these are for my husband ( picks up a lace thong )
Tyler: something is wrong with you and I mean meantally
Kenni : aye im just prepared
Tyler: you need jesus
Kenni: and you need some dick
Tyler: Kenni !
Kenni: what im telling the truth and yo mama think the same, come on girl when the last time
Tyler: its not any of your business
Kenni: bish pleaes im your best friend so im guessing two years since you stopped fucking with Latrell. Prpobaly only action you get sound like zzzzzzzzzz am I right.
Tyler: no
Kenni: stop lying
Tyler: okay and whats the problem with that
Kenni: aye nothing wrong with a little of self love but girl don't you miss head
Tyler: no
Kenni: Oh MY GOD YOU FINNALY LOST IT
Tyler: shh girl beore people start looking over here
Kenni: and im going to tell thrm MIND YO DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN BUSINESS STUPID HOE
Tyler: this is why I don't come out with you
Kenni: hush you love me now come on lets go so I can pay for these invitations
Tyler: that's underwear
Kenni: no their an invitation
Tyler: how bitch how
Kenni: Invitation to my body party duhhh
Tyler: once again you need jesus
Kenni: and once again you need some dick , tyler two years you need to get laid, and not by a machine. Look im such a good friend that ill saacrfice my side hoe
Tyler: yo side hoe?
Kenni: duhhh trey is my main but august is my side. but maybe you need to get some thongs to throw at august
Tyler: what I look throwing some draws at that man
Kenni: looking like tyler michelle brown throwing some thongs at august alsina at summerjam
Tyler: you need jesus
Kenni: okay you can keep saying that it aint gone make yo nights any better
I rolled my eyes how dare she tell me that I need a man. I don't need a man because I rather fuck a machine, because a machine doesn't tell you lies. A machine doesn't make you fall for them. A machine doesn't break your heart. So you can keep the man I stay with my vibrator. Plus its waterproof so I can get off in the shower.. now what man can do that all that . I laughed at my own joke and accidentaly bumbed into someone
