Devin POV
'Time speeds by when you're looking at a hottie 😍' i think as i watch Obama's plump ass shooketh out the classroom door. It's lunchtime.
I followed the noise of the holy jiggle to the cafeteria, got a tray, and lined up. The lunch lady was an old balding grandma with so many wrinkles you can't even see her normal skin anymore.
"hhurray uhp, whadda ya whant?" the rotting boomer yelled, or at least she tried to, with her wobbly ass teeth 😒
"5 big macs😍, extra everything😋, 10 boxes of 20 piece mcnuggets😝, 7 cheeseburgers😊, 10 large fries😎, 2 mchickens🤩, 4 happy meals🤑, and coca-cola🤯."
"...." lol imagin- holy shit the grandma passed out-
screams grow louder around me as i sneak a box of choccy milk (cause im epic) off of the counter and walk towards where Obama is sitting. I slam down my tray true baddy alpha style as i look suggestively at Obama.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM U BITCH!!!1!1!!!1!" i turn around to see bald beanie crackpot charging towards me with a jschlatt sculpture he stole from the local museum.
"EN GARDE MOTHERFUCKER" i yell as a sharpen my candy cane i snatched from some furry ass ginger.
Shit's aboutta go down.
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A/N get ready for a fight scene coming in.... what's this? a few months? Ah fuck.
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