Pagkatapos akong lamunin ng dilim at mawalan ng malay, isang nakakabulag na liwanag ang gumising saakin.
It's kind of funny because I can clearly see the sky.
"Meow," said a grown cat, meowing at my face.
Hey! Get away from my face, please. "Meow", stop! "Meow!" Hey! Stop licking me! Why is this cat licking my face?
I tried talking, but all I heard was meowing, and it came from my mouth. What the heck is happening?
Did I just turn into a cat? Moth*rf$#%!
Wait a minute. The cats were quarreling about something when I passed through the 'Door of Reincarnation'.
Hoy, Coco #10! What happened to my golden spoon life? Why was I born beside the gutters, and a cat at that? I thought I was being rewarded. This is obviously a punishment!
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Four weeks after being reincarnated as a cat, with the help of my perseverance and patience, I can now properly walk on all fours and meow very loudly.
"Meow"
And thanks to mama cat, in those weeks I didn't starved. Kahit na weirdong-weirdo ako dumede. Kaysa naman mamatay ako agad dahil sa gutom.
"Meow"
I also happen to know what my face looks like. Kakagala ko. Although, hindi ako makalayo dahil sa nahahanap ako agad ni mama cat.
"Meow"
I have white fur. The color of my eyes is odd—red on the right and blue on the left. Hindi ko alam kung anung breed ko basta ang alam ko, ang cute kong pusa.
"Meow"
Kanina pa meow ng meow yung mga kapatid kong pusa. Napakagaling kasi ni mama cat at 13 kaming mga anak niya. Ako yung pang-13. Halatang inihabol ako.
"Meow"
Kanina pa nila ako ginugulo. Gusto nilang makipaglaro saakin, eh sa ayaw ko. Ang nakakainis pa, hindi ko maintindihan mga sinasabi nila.
Nakakapag-meow ako pero kapag sila, wala akong maintindihan. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Pero naiintindihan ko yung mga salita ng mga tao.
Kapag gumagala kasi ako, pinapakinggan ko yung mga sinasabi ng mga taong nadadaanan ko. Nababasa ko rin yung mga sulat sa paligid. Yun nga lang hindi ako makapagsalita. Puro meow-meow lang ako.
Nakaka-frustrate to the max!
At hanggang ngayon wala pa rin akong natatanggap na sagot mula doon sa matabang pusa na nag-ngangalang Coco #10.

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