The Aristocats|4

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IM SORRY IM SO SORRY ITS FINALLY HERE ENJOY ENJOY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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Edgar crept in the hay bale, careful not to make a creak of noise for the two sleeping men under him were starting to stir awake.

Fishing line in hand, he once more tried to hook his hat. The hat toppled on Napoleon's head, and Edgar sucked on a breath out of sheer nervousness.

It was when the hat finally got onto the hook that he sighed in relief. Wheeling in the fishing line he desperately grabbed it and kissed his hat. Finally, there was no evidence of the crime he committed.

Looking down, he saw the umbrella he had with him at the time of the night. Heart thumping in his chest, he remembered the initials of his name inside the umbrella.

Carefully, he grabbed the top of the umbrella and quietly started to tug on it lose. What he didn't notice was the taller male out of the duo was blinking away the sleep from his eyes.

With a final tug, he ripped the umbrella free for it only to get caught by the arm of Napoleon and dragged him awake.

Edgar gasped and hid in the bush once more as Napoleon and Lafayette jumped awake. "What in tarnation?! Lafayette, what the hell were you trying to do?"

Lafayette rolled his eyes and kicked the dirt near his feet. "Aw, I get blamed for everything."

"Wait a minute." Napoleon gingerly touched the top of his head sensing the cold winds hitting it. "Where's my hat?"

"Where's my umbrella?!" Lafayette cried searching everywhere for said thing, not noting it moving above them.

"Whoever it is, is gonna get it and get it good." Napoleon hissed, creeping around to find any signs of anyone. Edgar trembled at the words inside the hay bale.

As the two started to walk away searching for the culprit with their hounds who had just woken up at the commotion, Edgar took this chance to try and tip-toe away.

Fortunately, the squeaking of his shoes made him dash into another hay bale every time the duo turned around to look for the noise.

Lafayette shivered as the squeaking continued, backing away into his friend. "Napoleon, I'm plumb goose-pimply scared." He mumbled.

"Now this is no time to turn chicken." Napoleon snapped. "I got a feeling this case is gonna bust wide open,"

It was a few moments of intense silence between them all. Edgar hiding, the duo searching. Until Edgar saw a rather large rat crawling towards him when he finally alerted where he was.

Napoleon and Lafayette jumped two feet in the air hearing a shriek of fear near them, scaring them as well.

The two clung to each other. Lafayette stuttered out, "D-Did-Did you see 'em?"

It was a different type of creaking that made them let go of each other. "You hear that? What is it?"

Napoleon gaped at the sight. "You're not gonna believe this, it's a haystack on the run!"

Lo and behold, it was true. It was a haystack on the run. Motherfucker forgot to pay its taxes.

"After it!" The hounds growled and barked at the fleeting hay, catching up to it.

"He got it!" Lafayette cheered seeing his dog tearing into something or someone in the haystack. A cry of pain but also the slap across the forehead let him know otherwise.

"That's my dog, idiot!"

"I'mma coming, whoever's in there better get you're dirty ass out of there!" Yelled Napoleon as he and Lafayette ran into the haystack, tearing it apart with their dogs looking for the culprit.

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