° paper cuts. ° - a papertrail!kris x reader

Yisho or Yoshi??

(end of chapter has a lil surprise <3)

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(Y/n's POV)

After our- ahem- little moment, we continued looking around for the Jigsawrys. "See Eslira? Kris and Y/n choose to end battles peacefully! You can trust them," I overheard Ralsei. "Why is all of your health tied to their souls?" Eslira asked. "Well that's... just how it is. The fountains resonate with their souls. So we only survive battles if they do," Ralsei explained. I turned around and caught Susie eating something wei-

   "IS THAT MORE CHALK?" I asked aloud. "Uh... no..?" she said sheepishly. "You really are a chalk-eating dinosaur," I mumbled. She gasped as if I had said a slur before chasing me around Kris. I grabbed Kris' arms and hid behind them. "YOUR LOVER AIN'T GONNA SAVE YOU," she screamed. "ALL I SAID WAS THE TRUTH," I panted. "Susie just chill," they said. "YEAH, YOU JURASSIC JERK!" I stuck my tongue out. "GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE.." she growled, chasing me around. "THESE are your 'Heroes of Legend?'" Eslira said, clearly weirded out. "Heh, sorry," I stopped running, before Susie bodyslammed herself into me, not realizing I had stopped running. "SUSIE!!" I screamed, rubbing my arm. "Heh.. my bad," she chuckled sheepishly. Eslira and Ralsei sighed before we continued on.

   We found our way to a three-way street and Susie suddenly started growling and summoned her axe, charging up her Rude Buster. "Susie what the hell??"  I asked, pulling her arm back. "Wait, isn't that just Yisho from 'Yisho's Story?'" she asked. "You mean Yoshi...?" I corrected her. "I'd think it'd be Super Smashing Fighters, actually," Kris corrected us. "You... mean... Super Smash Bros..?" I corrected again. Both Susie and Kris looked at me like I was crazy. "Or... not," I cleared my throat. 

Yisho- I mean Yoshi came down from the bridge and looked at us. "Oh, he looks very friendly! I'm sure the citizens here must be mistaken!" Ralsei smiled. "I mean, after years of being sat on by some plumber dude, I don't think he'd be too happy," I said. Suddenly, a Jigsawry walked toward us. "Sire! Sire, you got out of the Great Calamity! We've been scattered all over and forced to participate in dance-offs to make ends meet!!" he exclaimed. "Don't worry! Your ruler and his Lightner friends of the Lancer Fan Club are here to save you!" Lancer announced. 

   "I thought we named ourselves the Fun Gang..." I whispered to Kris.

   "Was that the name he put in the bucket?" they whispered back.

   "Just let him have this guys," Susie whispered to us. 

Suddenly Yoshi stuck his tongue out and swallowed the Jigsawry whole. "Ooh... that's... just not right..." I flinched along with the rest of us. "...Well maybe not him specifically..." Lancer said monotonously.  "Oh, I knew this would go bad!" Eslira covered his eyes. Yoshi started having a temper tantrum before running away. "GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID FROG!!" "THAT'S MY TUTORIAL MASTER YOU ATE!" Susie and Lancer screamed as we ran after it.  "OOH IS THAT SONIC?!" I looked up. "PAY ATTENTION Y/N!" Kris turned my head back forward. We continued chasing it all throughout the city until we ended up in an arena. "Ohhh... shiiiii-" Susie looked at me angrily. "-iiiiiish kabobs," I finished. Yoshi motioned at us to come at him and we went into battle.

*BATTLE START*

* Ready? GO!

Yoshi attacked us with his tongue which we easily dodged. "Okay, Kris, Y/n! I know you two'll know how to solve this peacefully!" There was an option that said, "call the IRS." Kris slowly moved their finger to that option. "KRIS PLEASE-" I wheezed. "KRIS THE HELL'RE YOU DOING?! OUR PHONES DON'T EVEN WORK IN THE DARK WORLD!" Susie reminded us. "MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE US A PHONE??" I cackled. Yoshi didn't even GIVE US and option to ACT and just attacked us again with eggs. We took a little bit of damage.