Moondrop and sunrise finally being able to sit down and rest without being shot at or shooting someone
Sunrise:brother your safety on your gun is on right?
Moondrop:yeah, want me to shoot you to find out?
Sunrise:no I just wanna know if your safetys on cause it's pointing right at me
Moondrop grabs his gun and pulls the trigger which didn't shoot cause the safety was on
Moondrop:now this is a gun without a safety
Moondrop turns the safety off and shoots Sunrise in the arm
Sunrise:ow fck!
Lunar:omg! moon this has to be the dumbest thing you done!
Moondrop:oh no the dumbest thing I done was open that can of whoopass
Flashback
Moondrop stares at some can that had "whoopass" on the label than opens it and the can starts punching him
Moondrop:AHHHHHHH! BROTHER WHY DID YOU BUY THIS?!
Sunrise:IT WAS ON SALE
(Haha I love family guy references-)
Technical difficulties
Moondrop literally turned himself into a baby for no apparent reason
Sunrise:what the fck happened?
Lunar:he turned himself into a baby
Sunrise:and hes still a btch
Moondrop:and your literally fatherless and motherless
Sunrise:....moon our parents are dead...
Moondrop:I'm aware
Technical difficulties
A whole building on fire
Moondrop:I can explain.
Sunrise:Can you?
Moondrop:if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Technical difficulties
Sunrise getting shot at cause he pissed off a gang of people
Sunrise:Okay, help me please!
Moondrop:Got two words for you.
Sunrise:I bet they won't be helpful.
Moondrop:Your problem.
Sunrise:I was right
Technical difficulties
Moondrop bleeding out cause a random guy stabbed him
Sunrise:Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Moondrop:I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Moondrop:also sun we are in a fcking apocalypse there's no doctor out here-
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Before the apocalypse
Eclipse killed twenty people and set fire to countless buildings
Eclipse:Am I going too far?
Lunar:No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Moondrop:You know how I roll.
Moondrop:And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
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Moondrop:My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Technical difficulties
Moondrop pissed off five gangs
Moondrop:You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Sun, Moon and Lunar finally being able to sleep for once without shooting someone or being shot at
Moondrop:Goodnight moon.
Moondrop:Goodnight tree.
Moondrop:Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Sun, Moon and Lunar wondering around aimlessly
Lunar:Are you sure this is the right direction?
Moondrop:Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Sunrise:In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Moondrop walking with Sun and Lunar
Moondrop:So how was your day?
Lunar:We almost got surprise adopted!
Moondrop:What?
Sunrise:We almost got kidnapped.
Moondrop:Oh, okay.
Moondrop:WAIT WHAT?!
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Writer/me:well that's it for this, I may make more incorrect quotes for this au. Have an amazing day/night my lovely readers!
