incorrect quotes with 'New Moon' Au part 3

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Eclipse standing infront of Bloodmoon's room door that has a "donot disturb" sign on it

Eclipse:You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

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Ryler:What do you think Eclipse will do for a distraction?

Bloodmoon:he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

Building explodes and several car alarms go off

Bloodmoon: ... or he could do that.

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Bloodmoon:I know you snuck out last night, Eclipse.

Ryler:Play dumb!

Eclipse:Who's Eclipse?

Ryler:NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Bloodmoon:I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Eclipse:We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Bloodmoon:Yes!

Lunar:I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Eclipse:HELP! I TOLD BLOODMOON I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Lunar, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag:And you thought I could help?

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Lunar:Why are you on the floor?

Eclipse:I'm depressed.

Eclipse:Also I was stabbed, can you get Bloodmoon, please.

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Eclipse and Lunar sitting in jail together

Lunar:So who should we call?

Eclipse:I’d call Bloodmoon, but I feel safer in jail

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Bloodmoon:WHY. why did you give Lunar a KNIFE?!

Eclipse:I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Bloodmoon:Now I feel unsafe!

Eclipse:I’m sorry.

Eclipse:... would you like a knife?

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Bloodmoon:You have to apologize to Eclipse

Ryler:Fine.

Ryler:'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Ryler:In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Bloodmoon turning to Eclipse

Bloodmoon:How tall are you?

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Bloodmoon:I trust Eclipse.

Ryler:You think he know what he's doing?

Bloodmoon:I wouldn't go that far.

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Bloodmoon on the phone with Lunar and Eclipse while they're at the store

Bloodmoon:Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Eclipse:We got spring water

Bloodmoon:NO.

Lunar:with EXTRA minerals

Eclipse:it's like licking a stalagmite

Bloodmoon:DON'T COME HOME.

Lunar:Mmmmm cave water

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A building on fire

Eclipse:In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Bloodmoon:Wasn't Lunar with you?

Lunar:In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Dull, whispering to Solar Flare, who’s on the phone with Eclipse:Ask him something!

Solar Flare:How are you feeling?

Eclipse:Fine.

Dull:Something personal!

Solar Flare:At what age did you first get your period?

Dull:

Dull:you fcking idiot.

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Eclipse killed someone

Bloodmoon:What did you do with dead body?

Eclipse:What didn’t I do with the body?

Bloodmoon:

Eclipse:Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Dull talking to ghost moon

Dull:Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Moon?

Ghost Moon:…No.

Solar Flare:I do!

Dull:I know, Solar.

Solar Flare:I’m sad!

Dull:I know, Solar.

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Moonlight, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Moonlight:BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Moonlight:YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Writer/me:that's all, have an amazing day/night!

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