Cole/me:like said in the other aus incorrect quotes, their may be some aus that I haven't introduced yet
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'New Moon' Au Bloodmoon:I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!
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'New Moon' Au Bloodmoon:You have Crayons?
Og Bloodmoon:Yes, we have-
'New Moon' Au Bloodmoon:You're- how old are you?
Og Bloodmoon:YES WE ARE AN ADULT AND WE HAVE CRAYONS, WE HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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'New Moon' Au Bloodmoon:I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Og Bloodmoon, deadpan:Quit your job, kill your family.
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'New Moon' Au Bloodmoon:Yo dumbass, get over here.
Og Bloodmoon:Okay-
Swapped Destinies Bloodmoon:*gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Og Bloodmoon, sadly:We thought...we were dumbass...
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Og Bloodmoon:other us! We thought you were dead!
Brayden/Reincarnated Au Bloodmoon:No, just in deep cover.
Og Bloodmoon:...But it was an open casket.
Brayden:It was very deep.
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*at the supermarket*
Og Bloodmoon:All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."
Swapped Destinies Bloodmoon:
Swapped Destinies Bloodmoon:Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
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Warren/Vampire au Bloodmoon:Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Og Bloodmoon:But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Kidnapper:We have your child
Og Bloodmoon:we donot have a child?
Kidnapper:Then who just asked for -0 blood and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Baby Bloodmoon:*drinking blood*
Og Bloodmoon:Oh god, you have Baby us
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Teenager Bloodmoon:Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Warren:Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Brandon/Human Au Bloodmoon:Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Brayden:Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Swapped Destinies Bloodmoon:Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!
Og Bloodmoon:Throw a brick at someone to kill them.
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Cole/me:that's all! Have an amazing day/night!
