Sun:God, give me patience.
Moon:I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Sun:If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Eclipse:I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Lunar:10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Eclipse:Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Lunar:I prevented a murder today.
Eclipse:Really? How’d you do that?
Lunar:self control.
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Lunar:Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Eclipse:Twelve, actually.
Lunar:Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Eclipse:Yours!
Lunar:That's right: no one's.
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Eclipse:Lunar, I'm sad.
Lunar Holds out arms for a hug
Lunar:It’s going to be okay.
Moon:Sun, I'm sad.
Sun, nodding:mood.
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Eclipse:If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Lunar:I beg to differ
Eclipse:Then Beg
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Lunar:This is a mistake.
Eclipse, enthusiastically:A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Lunar:But not today.
Eclipse, still enthusiastic:Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Eclipse:Do you take constructive criticism?
Lunar:I only take cash or credit.
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Eclipse:Okay, help me please!
Lunar:Got two words for you.
Eclipse:I bet they won't be helpful.
Lunar:Your problem.
Eclipse:I was right
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Eclipse:Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Lunar:Eclipse, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Eclipse, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Lunar:I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Lunar:Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Eclipse, laughing:I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Lunar:ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Lunar:YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!
Eclipse, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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Writer/me:that's all, have an amazing day/night!
