Writer/me:like said in the moon and Lunar versions, there may be aus that haven't been introduced yet in here.
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Dead Eclipse:Where are you going?
Og Eclipse:To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Og Eclipse:I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Og Eclipse:I became more evil if you’re curious
Evil Lunar au Eclipse:We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Og Eclipse:I’m going to get worse on purpose
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Eden (human au Eclipse):Hey, you want some leftovers?
Og Eclipse:What's that?
Eden:You've never had leftovers???
Og Eclipse:No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Apocalypse Au Eclipse:sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Og Eclipse:No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Og Eclipse:I prevented a murder today.
'New Moon' Au Eclipse:Really? How’d you do that?
Og Eclipse:self control.
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Og Eclipse:Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Louis (vampire au Eclipse):you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Og Eclipse:Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Dead Eclipse:What did you do op?
Og Eclipse:A MISTAKE
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Apocalypse Au Eclipse:If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Dead Eclipse:of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Og Eclipse:Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Mafia Au Eclipse:Twelve, actually.
Og Eclipse:Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Mafia Au Eclipse:Yours!
Og Eclipse:That's right: no one's.
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'New Moon' Au Eclipse:You kill people for money?!
Mafia Au Eclipse:I can explain!
'New Moon' Au Eclipse:And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
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Writer/me:Thats all for now, up next will be sun aus incorrect quotes. Have an amazing day/night!
