(Tony is online)
(Bruce is online)
Tony: Ugh thank god. No Capsicle or Poptart Queen
Bruce: Oh come on Tony. Steve and Thor aren't that bad!
Tony: You know Thor sold your Hulk pyjamas on eBay, so he could buy more Poptarts right? -.-
Bruce: HE DID WHAT NOW?! UBOUDBCOEUWEBDCUBBCUYDYDCB
Tony: You hulked out buddy?
Bruce: UHOWQDOCUHBQEDUOCHBQERCOUYBEQRFOUGR
Tony: Bruce log off, you're fingers are too big for the keyboard!
(Bruce is offline)
Tony: Aah...peace and-
(Steve is online)
(Natasha is online)
(Clint is online)
(Thor is online)
Tony: Quiet -.-
Thor: HELLO MAN OF METAL! HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?! I'M VERY BORED! :D
Tony: Good for you Thor. AND WOULD YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?!
Thor: OK! I MEAN...ok!
Tony: What are you doing on here Steve?! I thought you said 'I'm never coming back on this stupid magical machine ever again!'. What the hell's a magical machine?!
Steve: Oh it's this big box that I'm chatting on! :)
Clint and Natasha: You mean a computer? JYNX! JYNX AGAIN!
Tony: Oh shoot me now...
Steve: Anyway, the only reason I'm back on it again, is because as The Poptart Queen kindly stated-
Thor: THAT IS ME! ;D
Steve: We are bored. -:(
Natasha: And since you're all about having fun, we thought we'd come to you
Tony: Well thank you Agent Catsuit :')
Natasha: *Hisses* -.-
Tony: Well the only way to cure boredom, is to...
Steve: Oh surely you wouldn't be that evil?
Natasha: GENIUS!
Clint: *Applauds*
Thor: *Cheers like a girl* I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M CHEERING FOR!! IS IT THE MAGICAL WONDERS OF POPTARTS?!
Tony: Ugh, no you dummy! We're going to play a trick on someone! -:)
Thor: OH...that is even more boring than doing nothing ;(
(Thor is offline)
Everyone: He's nuts... JYNX! JYNX AGAIN! GAAAAAH!
Clint: ANYWAY! Who are we going to play a trick on? We're all here?
Tony: Not all of us... *Evil Smirk*
Natasha: Fury?
Tony: No
Clint: Maria?
Tony: Not even close!
Steve: Peggy?
Clint, Natasha and Tony: O.O
Tony: No Steve. Just no.
Steve: Fine, then who?
(Tony has invited Wanda to the Chatroom)
(Wanda is online)
Clint: OOOOH! WE WILL PLAY THE TRICK ON-
Natasha: SHUT UP YOU BIG IDIOT!
Clint: Rude -.-
Tony: Hey Wanda!
Wanda: You seem especially perky Stark. Earlier on I saw you walking around your towers, and slamming your head into the wall complaining that you have nothing to do
Steve: Wowcha buddy :')
Tony: No I wasn't! You probably saw the... the...
Natasha: Life model decoy?
Tony: EXACTLY!
Natasha: B-but! I was JOKING!
Clint: Tasha honey, I adore you, but please learn to shut your mouth around Tony
Wanda: ...Right...so why on Earth am I here?!
Tony: Because I have some super important news to tell you!
Wanda: Can you please tell me? Because I'd much rather be tampering with people's minds...
Clint: SAVE YOUR PATHETIC DREAMS FOR LATER GAL! THIS IS BIG NEWS!
Wanda: Pssh! Pathetic dreams?! I'm not the one that has a cardboard cutout of Katniss Everdeen
Steve: Tony just tell her already
Tony: Ok. WANDA, PIETRO IS ALIVE HE IS STOOD RIGHT NEXT TO ME! :D
Natasha: Tony...
Steve: I think that's a bit too much...
Clint: THIS IS GETTING HEATED!
Wanda: ...what?!
Tony: ONLY JOKING! YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME!! HAHA! :'D
Clint: That's a fake laugh -.-
Tony: That is the most genuine laugh throughout my whole pathetic existence!
Wanda: ...I think I'm going to go and lie down...
(Wanda is offline)
Steve: I think you've taken that a bit too far Tony...
Natasha: Way to go Iron Butt :'
Clint: THAT WAS EPIC! :D
Natasha: Seriously Clint?
(Natasha is offline)
Clint: Tasha! Don't tell me that that wasn't funny?!
(Clint is offline)
Tony: Oh come on! Me and Clint are the only people who found that funny?!
Steve: Looks that way
(Thor is online)
Thor: I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE MYSELF NOT BORED MY BEAUTIFUL FACED FRIENDS!
Steve: Dear god what?
Thor: WE COULD PLAY A TRICK ON MISS MAXIMOFF AND TELL HER THAT HER SILVER HAIRED BROTHER HAS RISEN FROM HIS DREADED TOMB! :D
Tony: SEE! Even Point Break finds that hilarious!
Thor: INDEED SO TONY SPARK!
Tony: STARK! HOW CAN YOU GET THAT WRONG?! NOBODY GETS MY NAME WRONG!!
(Tony is offline)
Steve: Lol, Thor'd ;D
(Steve is offline)
Thor: AVENGERS?! HELLO?!...OH WHAT THE HECK! I WILL PLAY THE TRICK ON MR BANNER INSTEAD!
(Thor is offline)
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Avengers In A Chatroom
FanfictionWhat happens when Earth's mightiest heroes all come together on a chatroom? Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, The Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Loki and more come together in funny episodes of their latest adventures!
