I thought Batman lived in Gotham?

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(Natasha is online)

(Clint is online)

(Steve is online)

(Bruce is online)

(Thor is online)

Clint: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

Natasha: WELL CLEARLY IT WASN'T! MY HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE AND NOW IT'S SINGED AT THE ENDS!

Clint: IT LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DIP DYE! RIGHT GUYS?

Steve: No comment.

Bruce: Not at all e-e

Thor: Stop lying to yourself, Bird Man. You will only injure yourself.

Natasha: SEE! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY ME A GUN?! HARLEY GOT A BEAUTIFUL ONE FROM THE JOKER.

Clint: BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE DIFFERENT!

Natasha: DIFFERENT? I DOUBT STEVE EVER BURNED PEGGY'S HAIR OFF!

Steve: Well...o-o

Natasha: SHUT UP! D:

Clint: WELL NEXT TIME I WON'T BOTHER THEN!

Natasha: GOOD! AND BY THE WAY...those skinny jeans look horrible on you e-e

Clint: :O OH YEAH? WELL-

Steve, Bruce, and Thor: SHUT UP!

Natasha and Clint ...So rude. v-v

Bruce: We need to find Tony, like now, and you two tools said you would help.

Clint: We are helping! We are providing the entertainment? What more do you want?! You need to learn to be less demanding Bruce.

Natasha: Yeah! It's not like we have anything else to do anyway.

Steve: Enough! Now, where do you think a dirty, drunk, we- What the hell is that? o-o

Bruce: Oh my god e-e Please don't tell me it's what I think it is v-v

Natasha: Sigggggh v-v It's the bat mobile.

(Batman is online)

Batman: Please just take your friend off me before I scream.

Steve: OH MY GOSH IT'S BRUCE WAYNE!

(Steve is booted out by Everyone)

Batman: Bruce Wayne? Er, who's that? Sounds like a cool guy...o-o

Bruce: Don't be so silly e-e Where's Tony?

Batman: Sigggggh v-v He's in the boot...

(Tony is online)

Tony: OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. (Oh and thanks for unlocking the boot, greenie ;D) I WAS HARASSED BY A BIG BLACK BAT AND...AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH HE'S THERE!!!!

Clint: o-o Never thought I'd hear Tony squeal like a girl.

Natasha: Oh I have before when I broke his nose.

Bruce: COOL!

Batman: I didn't harass you e-e I saved your life because you were saying a prayer, standing in front of a lake.

Natasha: Are you saying you stopped him from committing suicide? Dude, you should have just left him.

Batman: I have a rep to hold! D: Now if you'll excuse me...I'm going to the pub o-o

(Batman is offline)

(Steve is online)

Steve: So what did I miss? :D

Tony: I LOVE YOU CAPSICLE :D

Steve: ...o-o

(Steve is offline)

Tony: What's wrong with him? PARTY POOPER ;p HEY YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO THE PUB?

(Everyone is offline)

Tony: Guys? o-o OW OK I'M COMING BRUCE, GEES!

(Tony is offline)

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