(Tony is online)
(Steve is online)
(Thor is online)
Tony: I hate kids.
Steve: Bit harsh.
Thor: WHY SO NEGATIVE MR STARK?
Tony: IT'S BEEN HAPPENING ALL DAY.
Steve: What has...?
Thor: DO TELL.
Tony: THIS GODDAMN PETER PARKER!!!!!!!!
(Peter is online)
Peter: MR STARK I FINISHED RUNNING ALL THE WAY TO TEXAS AND BACK!
Steve: ...you sent him to Texas?
Tony: I DIDN'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET RID OF HIM.
Thor: That's rude.
(Thor is offline)
Peter: MR STARK AM I AN AVENGER NOW?
Tony: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA CRY I STG.
Steve: Kid, loo-
Peter: LOOK MR STARK! I CLEANED YOUR SHOES MR STARK!
Steve: HEY PE-
Peter: LOOOOOOK MR STAAAAAARK!!! I'VE SHUT DOWN THIS MANKY ROBOT THAT KEPT ON ASKING ME TO KEEP MY VOICE DOWN. DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT I'M AN AVENGER NOW?!
Tony: OMG JARVIS!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Oh sick you're an avenger now? :)
Peter: Lol yeh. :)
Tony: WHAT?!?!??!?! NO!! HE. I. AGVSFHUDHFFJBFJSN!!!!!!!! LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT KID. YOU WILL NEVER BE AN AVENGER, BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY WE ALL HATE YOU! YOU'RE THE MOST IRRITATING KID I COULD EVER HOPE TO LAY EYES ON. IN FACT, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO RIP THEM OUT!!! NOW PLEASE GO AWAY BEFORE I HAVE DR BANNER GO ALL GREEN ON YOU.
Peter: Okay Mr Stark...I'm sorry Mr Stark...
(Peter is offline)
Tony: Oh my gosh, thank the Lord of Thunder. Speaking of which, where'd he go? He said I could borrow his new Thoreal shampoo...EWWWWWWWWW!!! THERES SPIDER WEBS ON MY CHAIR!!!!! :((((
Steve: You're a bitch.
Tony: LOL WHAT. I'M THE BITCH?!
Steve: YES YOU'RE A BITCH. YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOURSELF! HE'S A KID!
Tony: SO?! WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, MY DAD HAD TRIED TO KILL ME AT LEAST FIVE TIMES.
Steve: EW WHAT?
Tony: LOL YEH HE WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD WITHSTAND FIRE. The good old days :'((
Steve: APOLOGISE TO PEDRO NOW.
Tony: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Steve: WHAT?!?!?!
Tony: HIS NAME'S PESTO.
Steve: THAT'S PASTA YOU DUMBO!!!!!
Tony: LOL IKR WHAT A WEIRDO.
Steve: PEDRO
Tony: PESTO!!!!!
(Bruce is online)
Bruce: OHMIGOD ITS PETER!!! WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT SHADE OF GREEN FOR MY NAILS.
(Bruce is offline)
Tony: It's Pesto.
(Tony is offline)
Steve: Pedro. Bitch.
(Steve is offline)
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Avengers In A Chatroom
FanfictionWhat happens when Earth's mightiest heroes all come together on a chatroom? Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, The Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Loki and more come together in funny episodes of their latest adventures!
