Someone fr take my Wattpad away.
Christmas was never your kinda thing neither was any other holiday but ever since you started dating the main vocalist of blackpink, you celebrated every single holiday, not just the two of you but all five of you with the whole zoo of animals the girls called their pets, this years Christmas however was a mess to say the least.
Currently here you were at blackpinks dorm which looked nothing less of a frat house , the floor had multiple cans of beer scattered all around as Mr. Hank and Mr. Kuma took their sweet time playing a rowdy soccer match, the room was not only filled with the most obnoxious laughter's and wheezes, the living room's table was also filled with pricey wines and cheap soju bottles, with the amount of bottles there were you could easily open a store but of course none of them had any fluids left but not just that in one corner were the thousands of gifts that were completely ignored by the extraordinarily popular women, the wrappings intact, the tree was perfectly lit while the leaves not in their best conditions as Louis had gotten his paws on them while this did look horrifying there was the opposite corner which made your heart swell with happiness, there laid Dalgom, Kai and Love with the bundle of kittens Lisa had adopted, but likewise the next area of the living room made you very concerned. For yourself of course.
In the center of the room the couches were filled with dolls and ladies, there were two ladies laughing their brains out, while one laid with her feet high in the sky while her head hanged off the couch upside down saying the dumbest jokes anyone's ever heard, you swear to god even your dad has better jokes than whatever Jisoo was spewing out, however your eyes quickly left the three dummies as the girl who you've been in love with ever since middle school stepped into the room with yet another champagne.
Quickly you paced towards her before she could take a sip, her face lit up as she noticed you, her drunken state making her look way too cute, cheeks red , lips curled, eyes barely open. This wasn't her best sight but it surely made your heart beat a little faster.
But you couldn't let yourself get swayed because you had 3 other very stubborn ladies to deal with, so like the great fiancé you were, you quickly took the bottle of champagne away from Roseanne making her cute little smile drop, "What are you doing N/N-ie?" she spoke frowning very hard making her look even cuter.
"Baby you had a lot to drink you must be tired, so lets get you to bed now yeah?" you spoke gently caressing her cheek as you put the bottle on the kitchen counter further away from her.
The huge amount of alcohol in her system didn't help though as she snapped "Come on Y/N, it's Christmas and we just got home from tour let us, no let me enjoy, jeez." she angrily ran her hand through her hair.
You spoke up while holding her hand "Sweet heart, You know I'm only looking out for you" you sighed before speaking again "the girls are already on the verge of falling asleep, I just want to get you to bed and then take them to their rooms before cleaning this place up"
Luckily for you, that was enough to get her less riled up, she nodded pulling out the kitchen stool and settling herself. "Take care of them first, I'll wait"
"Sure love" You gave her a cup of water before strutting back towards the three drunkies, gently picking Jisoo's head up as she looked like she would projectile vomit any second, first you got her to bed, then again slowly picking up the knocked out Jennie, taking her arm over your shoulder as you took her to her room, Kuma and Kai following along, placing her on the bed you stretched your shoulder, this woman is really short you thought to yourself before again walking to the couch.
Now this was the hardest part, While Jennie and Rosie can be stubborn, but Lisa only takes the lead, this women is already very hard to deal with as per the cat and mouse relationship you two have but drunk Lisa can be quite a lot.
You quickly pulled her up before dragging her to her room saying you had just turned on an horror movie, it did do the trick as she ran with you jumping on her bed, knocking herself out, Mumbling the names of every movie she had watched prior. You sighed gently before making your way to the cat food bag, it was the only way to get the L family inside the room, not a second after you shook the bag, the cats came running like madmen, Love following along like the good boy he was.
After feeding them you made your way outside to deal with Hank and Roseanne. Only to find Rosie asleep on the counter with Hank cuddled up by her foot. Making you immediately forget the incident with her prior to this, it was crazy how she had you wrapped around her fingers.
Quickly taking in the sight in front of you, you snapped a picture to make this memory last longer than ever, setting it as your wallpaper in the meanwhile, then you gently picked up Hank taking him to his dog bed, tucking him in as you came back for the love of your life.
Now you were no bodybuilder but Roseanne was way too light, so picking her up bridal style you slowly walked to her room savoring the way her hair graced her face as she laid all peaceful in your arms, knowing all well that the next morning you would be graced by her hair all messed up, nose scrunched up while she grasps her head yelling for some painkillers yet you were all ready for it as it only meant you would get to wake up next to this angel.
Placing her on her side of the bed, you took her chipmunk sock-shoes off along with her jacket so she wouldn't overheat herself throughout the night. Now all there was left to do was deal with their mess, and get freshened up yourself. It only took you an hour or so to get everything cleaned up which was quite the shocker since it was a great mess but nevertheless you made your way to Roseanne's bathroom, taking a shower and brushing your teeth.
You were very well ready to fall asleep next to the chipmunk who was already in her dreamland, but to your surprise she was awake and staring at the new picture on the lock screen of your phone, shocked you walked towards her to ask why she was up but she cut you off.
"I really love you, you know" she spoke putting your phone down, you were about to reply but she again shut you up "I'm sorry for the way i reacted before, I just wanted us all to have fun" her eyes clearly showing how guilty she felt for something so little.
Making your heart yearn to give her the biggest bear hug , you gently pat her hair before plopping beside her, "you know you really are a dumbo, of course I know you love me, otherwise would I really be putting up with your clumsy self Miss Rosie Posie?" you spoke pulling her cheeks, her lips curled up making your already giant smile grow even more.
"Thank you for putting up with me Mr. Not clumsy" she said pecking your lips, "What can I say, I love you so I do what I have to do" you caressed her cheek before continuing "so now does my fiancée want to sleep or eat which one" making her smile wider.
She put her fingers under her chin acting as if she was thinking hard, knowing all too well that the only reason she was awake right now was because of her hunger, "you know I think you're hungry so let's eat" you knew she was an great idol but her acting skills made you laugh out loud.
"uh huh sure thing Rosie posie" you chuckled walking back out hand in hand into the extremely clean kitchen, only to mess it all up.
And just like that the messy Christmas had turned to yet another lovely memory, with many more to come as you got surer by the second that you just had to marry this clumsy little chipmunk.
Now i kinda feel bad for ChuLi, i havent written for them in a long while.
