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willow: why did you give y/n a knife??

luz: they sajd they felt unsafe!

willow: now i feel unsafe!

luz:....

luz: would you like a knife?

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hunter: I just want someone to take me out.

willow: On a date?

y/n: With a sniper gun?

gus: Both if you're not a coward.

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y/n: Hey, hunter, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

hunter: Yeah.

y/n: And you, willow?

willow: Umm... yes?

y/n: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

willow: Did they just-

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willow, to gus: You have room temperature IQ.

gus: What's room temperature IQ?

y/n: 73°.

gus: Oh, okay.

gus: How much is that in IQ?

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luz: But what about y/n?

hunter: Don't worry about them.

hunter: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.


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hunter: You're alive.

y/n: No need to sound so disappointed.

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vee: And what do I get out of this?

y/n: I will give you a dollar.

vee: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

y/n: How bout two dollars?

vee: You got yourself a deal.

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y/n: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

vee: We have heart?

y/n: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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hunter: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the y/n way.

vee: Isn't that the wrong way?

hunter: Yes, but it's faster.

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