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willow: why did you give y/n a knife??
luz: they sajd they felt unsafe!
willow: now i feel unsafe!
luz:....
luz: would you like a knife?
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hunter: I just want someone to take me out.
willow: On a date?
y/n: With a sniper gun?
gus: Both if you're not a coward.
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y/n: Hey, hunter, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
hunter: Yeah.
y/n: And you, willow?
willow: Umm... yes?
y/n: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
willow: Did they just-
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willow, to gus: You have room temperature IQ.
gus: What's room temperature IQ?
y/n: 73°.
gus: Oh, okay.
gus: How much is that in IQ?
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luz: But what about y/n?
hunter: Don't worry about them.
hunter: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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hunter: You're alive.
y/n: No need to sound so disappointed.
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vee: And what do I get out of this?
y/n: I will give you a dollar.
vee: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
y/n: How bout two dollars?
vee: You got yourself a deal.
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y/n: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
vee: We have heart?
y/n: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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hunter: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the y/n way.
vee: Isn't that the wrong way?
hunter: Yes, but it's faster.
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owl house x reader incorrect quotes
FanfictionI will do reader x character and I will do canon ships like lumity and huntlow/winter etc. WARNING: strong language may be used all quotes belong to incorrect quote generators that I will link at the end of the chapters from now on. full cover art...