𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇|𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

"You're a real fucking moron, did you know that?" Joey commented as she cleaned up Jakobs bloody nose inside the bathroom. Apparently he had "bumped into a wall" on his way to the Gallagher house when in reality his brother punched him for mouthing off.

"No, not really," He replied causing Joey to squeeze his broken nose. "Ow Jo! Fuck!"

Joey shrugged her shoulders at him before placing a Thomas the tank engine bandage on his nose (one that was typically used for Liam). Jakob looked at himself in the mirror and glared at Joey while also throwing up the finger in the process. Joey just once again shrugged before patting his back.

"Lunch! Eat it or miss it!" Fiona called from downstairs. Joey picked up Liam and held him in her arms as she made her way downstairs along with Jakob.

"What, more piss food?" Lip joked once he noticed Sonny walking out of the house.

"You know it."

Joeys mouth watered at the sight of hot lasagna sitting on the table.

"Ladies first assface." Joey spat at Carl, slapping his hand away to grab herself a plate. Jakob did as well and the two sat next to each other at the table.

"Hey Debs, you ready to go to target?" Veronica called as she walked inside the house.

"Oh yeah, sure."

"What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."

"It can be both if you want." Carl grinned. Joey rolled her eyes at Carls comment and flicked the side of his head.

"Target?" Fiona questioned.

"Debs is gonna help me register for wedding gifts." Veronica explained. Oh yeah. So apparently Kev and V were pulling off a fake wedding due to the fact Veronica's mother promised a cash gift. The wedding then became off and on, and Joey hoped this time the wedding officially stayed on. Ever since Joey was a baby she always hoped Kevin and Veronica would have their dream wedding and finally make it official.

"I thought the wedding was off." Fiona mentioned.

"Back on."

"Kev know?"

"Mhm," Veronica walked over and picked up Lips spoon, trying the lasagna Sonny made for them. "Damn. You tell that girl Sonny I will crap ok a paper plate for her if it gets me some of this grub."

"Damn right." Jakob hummed with a nod.

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So apparently the wedding was back off. Joey couldn't be anymore frustrated and it wasn't even her damn wedding. Not to mention she finally picked out a dress that didn't make her look like complete garbage. She considered stealing one but that would just cause too much problems and Jody didn't have the time nor energy to deal with it.

"Are you frickin' kidding me? I was actually excited about this thing." Jakob complained once he heard the news that the wedding was cancelled again.

"Sorry to disappoint." Veronica deadpanned with a roll of her eyes.

"Sheila said she'd make your wedding dress." Debbie mentioned.

"Oh, that's nice, but what good is the dress if I don't have a priest?"

"You could hire an actor. Remember the guy who played Elmo at my birthday?"

Joey raised a brow. "You remember that?"

"He took his head off. It was traumatizing."

"You know what? I can probably get Father Pete to do it, if Carl and Jakob would help." Lip interjected. Father Pete was a complete weirdo who loved groping little kids. It was sickening.