Hallucinations (rewriting post-physical publication)

Exclusive Wattpad Roasts Review

Passed on from one of my Wattpad followers, was an Annual Wattpad Roasts book created by the user ALTaccounti and I had the pleasure of receiving an exclusive Wattpad roasts book review of the very book you just finished reading. I made a request that the roasts review be done before March of 2023 as that was the month the 10th grade Personal Project was due, and I intended to have the review added into this book before the publishing process was complete. He made sure to complete that request which is something I am eternally grateful for.

The creator (his name is Benji) of the roasts review book introduced himself, (and I quote) as a "smexy, holy, goldly, smoking hot, beautiful, mesmerizing, 6 packed, absolute chad, Benji of the most charismatic gods of earth"! And the sense of humor following that is what hooked me. 

When Benji released the roasts review for Hallucinations, my face lit up. Little did I know, I would end up wheezing and cry-laughing from reading this masterpiece during Advisory.

Trigger Warnings: MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS topics of foul language, drugs/alcohhol, suicide, and cruel humor are used in this section. If any of these will be triggering for you, I suggest skipping this part, or reading with caution.

Everything written in this exclusive roasts review is made out of comedic gold and meant to be offending/insulting in a good, humorous way. Benji was kind enough to put in my request to have this done before March of 2023, and would not mean to actually hurt my feelings, even though the last bit targeted at me, the author, is brutal (laughed through it through). I will be adding my little thoughts as to what he wrote with the asterisk symbol and italicized font *like this*

Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. This, in his own writing (I have copied everything with permission), is Benji's roasts review of Hallucinations:

Parody Summary:

Dear reader, I wish I could tell you that it ends well.

So I suppose you want to ask me how I found out that you own a Harry Styles gay fanfic under ya bed? *uhm*

Let me spell it out for you: You got no maidens!

On the outside; I was Fortnite dancing around the world. Yet, on the inside; I was an edgy teen trying to be cool.

Why, do you ask, am I trapped into this clock of never ending oblivion?

Uhh I don't think we asked or care but sure go ahead......

Simple, the mushrooms I ate when I went to the park. You know I am kinda low on money this month T-T.

Anyways they come without plans or warning? Their only goals? Showing me that I gotta stop being a complaining loser? What the hell?

My name is Nina Jenay Montez, I don't know you, but you know me.

Ummm missy we never wanted to meet you, we would rather rent a bf/gf to talk to.

No please Reader, I beg you to step into my world!! I have no friends, no boy likes me, and my parents want to disown me for being a drug addict. JUST PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE HERE!!

Okay, okay jeez, we will stay...

Will the reader actually stay and laugh at Nina's suffering or will they be bored and leave? Read "Mushroominations" to find out! *I'D READ THAT*

Chapter 1

Okay so the moment I got transported from a world called the intro this random lady instantly goes on a whole poetry acid trip, like does she think that we care about this no friend sorry ass? NOPE. This nina girl is being thrown into an ambulance idk if she tried to kill herself but let's find out. *felt the slight tugs of a smile reading this*