warning: piss
Prosciutto pov:
it was 3am. 3 FUCKING AM. i awoke to the sound of horrendous womanly screaming from pescis room. I walked in, not knowing what i was getting myself into.
"pesci what the absolute fuck are you doing"
"i-i-i-i-"
"STOP FUCKING STUTTERING."
pesci lowered his voice to a whisper.
3rd person pov:
"ɪ ᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀɴᴛs ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ..."
...
after a dreadful, long, pause, prosciutto sighed.
"pesci."
..
"yeah?"
"how old are you?"
...
"im 18....why?"
...
"im going to guess you were never potty trained."
"I was.... "
"THEN STOPPING FUCKING PISSING EVERYWHERE."
"I can't control it-"
"DO YOU NEED ADULT DIAPERS?"
"no.."
"THEN STOP PEEING. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANING AND DOING YOUR OWN LAUNDRY."
"ok"
"SHUT UP."
prosciutto slapped pesci across the face. he then walked out like how pescis dad walked out of his life to get some milk.
ik this is a lazy one but honestly i needed to do something with pesci
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