Benatar:
-actually swear a lot like A LOT
-drinks his black tea with lemon juice rather than milk
-can bake most stuff without needing to look up a recipe
-can drink straight up vodka without making a face
-also most definitely was a teenager that sneaked out of the house to go drink with friends at a park or playground
-can probally do some dmal tricks on a skateboard
-a big fan of grindcore but he would never admit that
-calls cigarettes fags couse he forgets that in America that's not normal
-was a scene-kid
-t-rex arms becouse the 'tism
Axel:
-Chews on plastic straws
-Teases his hair but only the part that Covers his face
-doesn't actually smell as bad as everyone thinks he does
-part of said friends Benatar went out drinking with as teenagers
-can defenetly ride a skateboard (lowkey thinking that Benatar taught him)
-gets invited to join polycules (poly relationships) almost everytime they're at a bar or club
-probally was in multiple poly relationships already
-that one guy that pirced people woth safety-pins in the schools bathroom
-makes fun of Benatars British accent by saying "a bot-uhl of wota"
Deejay:
-probally a really good cook
-has perfectly healthy hair even tho he doesn't take care of it
-regularly has to turn down guys that mistake him for a Deejayne
-gets the second most bitches out of the group
-always knows all the latest drama about EVERYTHING
-still does macaroni art
-probally actually friends with tig
-has his ears pirced (multiple lobe piercings and a conch pircing)
-gives good massages
-probally has a tattoo of his moms name in a heart somewhere on his body
Puff Puff:
-can fold laundry fucking perfectly becouse meemaw taught him
-forgot to take his glasses off before going to bed multiple times wich led to them breaking
-doesn't take insults well I mean like if you call him stupid or ugly he'll shout shout profanities that no one has spoken in the last 100years at you
-was bullied all through out elementary school becouse he wet his pants on the first day
-has a reddit account
-can draw pretty good
-wanted to get his dick pirced but got scared and chickened out
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If you want to, I'd love to hear your headcannons couse it's pretty interesting to see how different people interpret the same character!☆
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