Your Favorite Martian one shots

YFM as Siblings Headcannons!

Puff Puff
Gives of middle kid vibes
Would annoy the shit out of the older siblings and be an ass to the younger one
He does the "im not touching you" thing and if you hit him or something he well cry
Takes everything you own without a word
Extremely competitive with video games
If you're winning in Mario kart he will 100% unplug the console
If he's sick, he will make sure you'll get sick too so he doesn't have to suffer alone
"It didn't have your name on it!" With food you bought, but it did have your name on it, he just scribbled his name over it/crossed it out

Benatar
Older sibling or middle child whose older siblings is like 13years older so it barely counts
Will (violently) Chace you around the house becouse you stole his food
Buys you stuff when you get good grades
Won't hesitate to beat you up if you deserve it, would probally buy you a milkshake after tho
Standing on top of the kitchen counter with the wooden spoon in hand "Mom can't help you now!"
Would recreate the lion king scene of mufasas death with you on the couch

Axel
"I know it's 2am but you wanna go get McDonalds?"
Force you to attendant basement shows with him
Won't let you borrow CDs but will burn you a copy of them
Always asking you for 12$ but still has like 30$ in his wallet
Will call you into his room as if he's dying just to go "it's nothing, but since you're here already can you turn off the light?"
Teaches you how to beat up people who talk shit about you

DeeJay
DeeJayne was like a sister for him but other than that he probally has a big sibling that's like 12years older that he barely saw
Will be the first to know when you did something forbidden or illegal, but would help you get away but not without a talk bout it
Saying "If I were you, I would rather choose that." Instead of telling you that your option is shit/ there's a better option
Would let you borrow all his stuff but only if you asked first, if you don't ask he'll steal the chargers for your phone or consoles

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This shit short i know, sorry for that, but school is exhausting rn (especially math-)
And I've also been using too much time reading...I'll try to write a little more so mabey tomorrow I'll post a new fic
[Btw the thumbnail for this headcannons post right here is a drawing I did in class lol]
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