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Benatar has a bad day (no ships) [hurt/comfort i guess?]

"Hey Benatar, pass me a 'bo'ohw'o'wo'er' would ya?"
Puff Puff asked in a horrible British accent, snickering.

"For the love of- I hate that I know what you mean! But here you go..."
Benatar said annoyed handing him some water.

"Thank you 'luve'."
Puff Puff laughted.

Benatar rolled his eyes, he was annoyed at the constant bullying, we'll more annoyed than usually.

Normally he just ignored the jokes about him that his friends made.
But sometimes, just sometimes, it annoys him just a little bit.
He's used to it, but it still feels awful sometimes.
Even if he knows that his friends still like him, sometimes it's just too much even for him.

"Hey Benashit, are you related to the queen?"
Axel asked him, actually looking like the question is genuine.

"Wha- no I'm not! How did you get that idea now?!"
Benatar asked confused.

"Dunno...your British so I just guessed."
Axel shrugged.

Benatar just sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

Stuff like this was normal.
But today, it was just so much more annoying!
He didn't know why, it just was.

"Are you on your period? Or why you reacting so pissed Benafart."
Axel giggled.

"Oh for the love of- Axel my name is Benatar, B-E-N-A-T-A-R and you know that you buffoon!"
Benatar said annoyed, he was getting more and more annoyed by just seeing Axel opening his mouth again.

"Didn't ask, so it's a yes for your period?"
Axel raised an eyebrow provocatively.

"How would that even work Axel!-"
Benatar raised his voice.

"Stop bothering the 'bri'ish' princess Axel, or else the royal guard may come and throw you into the dungeon where all you'll be eating is 'biscuits and tea'."
Puff Puff laughthed while doing the worst British accent anyone had ever heard, making Axel start laughing too.

Benatar narrowed his eyes, he was sick of this shit!
He fellt his face get red with anger.
He was mad, just so mad.

He stood up and went towards the door.

"Hey where you going?"
Axel asked still giggling.

"Probally meeting someone for 'tea and biscuits'!"
Puff Puff snickered, making him and Axel start laughing again.

"Where are you going Benatar?"
Deejay asked.

Knowing that Deejay was just sitting there, not even reacting to any of the shenanigans of the other two, filled Benatar with even more rage.

"Not important...I'll be back soon..."
Benatar spat out while closing the door behind himself.

He took a deep breath, he could still hear the other two laughing about him in the buss...
He started walking, not sure where, just walking.

He walked.
And walked..
And walked...
And walked....

His thoughts were still racing and he was still angry.
He heard the voices of his bandmates making fun of him, calling him names and insulting him in his head.

"those stupid idiots!..."
He mumbled.

It started getting dark out, he must've been walking for atleast two hours at this point.

He sighed at the realization that he'd have to make that Tripp back to the buss again now.
He turned around on his heels and started making his way back to the buss again.