Your Favorite Martian one shots

Blind!Puff Puff x DeeJay (teaching guitar)

Puff Puff was still pretty young when his grandmother noticed that he might not have the best eyesight.
He was mabey 4 or 5 when he sat in kindergarten and told the caretakers that it was hard to make out some of the shapes when they're far away, wich they ofcourse told his grandma, who in return immediately went to an eye doctor with him.

Since that day Puff Puff had been wearing glasses.
They got told to visit atleast once a year, since the prescription could probally be lowered. Or atleast that's what they tell everyone.
But for the next few years, Puff Puffs glasses only grew in thickness.

After a while, his eye doctor became curious and concerned about this, so ha ran some tests.
And that led to finding out that Piff Puff had a condition called Cataract...severe Cataract...
It's a condition that causes clouding of the lens that makes everything blury, becouse the cataract doesn't let eghnouth light reach the retina in the back of the eye.

By now he was 27 years old and had given up completly on seeing. His vision was more than just horrible! 20/500...20/500!!!

You're legally considered blind at 20/200 and he was well beyond that!
He could still make out light and dark and colours and blobs of shapes, since, if you didn't know already, beeing blind doesn't immediately mean seeing only black or something.
Beeing blind just means that you can't see shit, haven your phone font at the largest size, screen almost touching your eye but still not beeing able to read a thing.

He was wearing his glasses, wich helped a little, his vision was about 20/300 with them. But that was still horrible!

Even though no one might think that they could hide that they have such horrible vision from people they live with, it was possible, and Puff Puff was the living proof of that.

His pride was too big, to let his friends know of his condition, but smal eghnouth to just be considered very clumsy by them.
He mixed up a lot of stuff, especially the salt and pepper shaker, becouse of his poor eyesight. But it was better to be considered clumsy or silly by his friends, as to have them find out that he's just fucking blind.

But everything will eventually be found out, you can't keep something like that a secret forever. Especially if you're asked to drive...

On that day he got asked to drive since everyone else was either to tired or drunk.
And we'll... what was he suppost to do?
He was debating if he could put his pride aside for once and tell his friends OR if he should just go 'yolo' and drive.

Ofcourse he chose the only reasonable option, he isn't stupid after all!

...

So he drove into a trafic light.
He made it for almost 5minutes though!
But ofcourse the collision woke his friends up, and ofcourse they wanted to know what hapened.

So he would finally tell them about his eyesight. Right...?
Ofcourse! Not....
It's Puff Puff, what did you expect?

"The steering wheel was stuck!"
Was the best excuse he could think off.

As his friends checked that, they already heard the sirens from the police outside the buss.
His friends were confused, since the wheel was fine, but also why their friend aperently lied to them.

While the police questioned them, they did eventually find out about Puff Puffs poor vision.

"I need to ask to see your driver's license, sir."
Was the sentence that made Puff Puff realize how fucked he was.

Like, how are you suppost to anwser this question when you don't have one anymore?

"Ummm....I don't...have one?..."
Was defenetly not the best thing to say.
His friends, ofcourse, were very confused, just like the cop.