Just a casual weirdo

What i dont understand num. 2

1. Why do people think animals are funny? It's liek zebra HAHAHAHA

2. Why do people call twilight gay? Sure people can call it horrible but how is it gay? No two people of the same gender fell in love with each other. I think they call it gay cause some guys out there secretly think edward is hot

3. Why do ex's text you out of nowhere to insult you. Did they just spend their time trying to come up with an insult? Why do they call if they hate you? Why do they keep your number if they hate you?!