(My grandma has a really loud voice and lots of decorations around the house)
Grandma: GO TAKE A SHOWER
Me: *about to walk upstairs*
Grandma: TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Me: *about to take out trash*
Grandma: CAN YOU CLEAN UP YOUR STUFF IT'S SO MESSY
Me: those are literally just all your decorations from Christmas of 2009 and every single occasion of history.
Grandma: YOU DONT RESPECT YOUR GRANDMOTHER
Me: I do respect you it's just-
Grandma: GO TAKE A SHOWER
Me: *halfway up the stairs*
Grandma: TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Me: GOD DAMMIT GRANDMA!
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