Weird pickup lines

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1. I'm looking for some treasure, can I search your chest?

2. Did you live on a farm? Cause you're doing a great job at raising my cock.

3. There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

4. Are you a terrorist? because I have a feeling you're gonna be blowing my tower.

5. You like harry potter? Why don't you let me slither in?

6. I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

7. Come here or my dick will start coming for you.

8. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

9. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

10. Can I paint you like one of my french girls?

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