BFF: QUICK EVERYONE ACT NATURAL!
Me: *strikes most unnatural pose ever*
BFF: I said act natural, not like a retarded dolphin choking on the titanic.
Me: that doesn't even make any sense
BFF: you've know me for the longest time anybody has ever known me, I think you should know that I don't make any sense by now
Me: *turns into a retarded dolphin choking on the titanic*
BFF: WTF!
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