Thirty-three. Plan.
"OKAY, WE HELPED the Karl guy, now tell us what the hell happened? You sided with the cannibal!" Sapnap crosses his arms and taps his uninjured foot on the floor.
"First, how many fucking times do you need to tell me he's a cannibal? Like...I know. Second, I was forced onto that team" I roll my eyes.
"And Quackity's dead, Y/N hit him with the van" Purpled adds.
"What?" Bad's eyes widen. Techno laughs as everyone else has different reactions.
"You killed someone?" Jack gasps.
"Oh shut up you stupid zombie, I'm sure you've eaten at least three people" Dream scoffs, he still sat in his small little crib prison.
"Hey! Don't talk to Jack like that!" I snap back at Dream.
"Don't tell me you care about this fucking loser! He's useless, powerless- he almost got us killed in that lab Y/N!" Dream shouts, at this point Jack was crying. "Oh look, and now he wants people to take pity on him"
"Leave him alone Dream" Techno rolls his eyes. "Jack is useful"
"How?" Dream asks.
"He can speak in that weird zombie language, meaning, we can get another zombie and get Jack to translate" Techno shrugs.
"That's actually a really good idea Techno...and what if one of the zombies know what's going on?" Bad smiles.
"Wait- Jack, do you know anybody by the name Eret?" I turn my head to Jack.
"Eret? Eret's a good friend! Though I haven't spoken with them in a while, I would assume their at the library. He always used to be in the magazine area" Jack nods, wiping his tears and moving on from all of Dream's insults.
"Who's Eret?" Sapnap asks.
"Just- someone really important, trust me" I look at everyone. "Oh, and Tubbo found a audio recording, it tells us the ingredients for the cure to all this zombie stuff!" I tell everyone.
"Where is it? And what happened to Tubbo?" Bad looks around.
"Uh, well..." I glance at Purpled.
"Quackity killed Tubbo and Schlatt, but I have the recording" Purpled takes the small cube out of his hoodie pocket and plays the audio.
"So what's the last ingredient?" Sapnap leans back in his chair.
"That's the thing, we don't know" I shrug. Purpled puts the recording cube back in his pocket.
"Well, that stuff is gonna be hard to find" Techno sighs. "I mean, I feel like the sadist blood would be the easiest thing to get" He shrugs, staring at Dream.
"Hey! Why are you looking at me? I'm not a fucking sadist!" Dream yells.
"No, guys, I already have the first three items!" I speak over Dream's shouting.
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Fanfictionher beauty was more powerful than a zombies bite. ~apocalypse au~ ⒸSandyfroglegs 2022 RANKS! #1 in awsamdude - 12/12/22 #1 in fundy - 02/12/23 #1 in dsmpxoc - 02/12/23 #1 in dsmpxreader - 5/29/23