"Little widdle kitty loves to dance!"
"Little widdle kitty loves to murder," Powder responds in meows that remain misunderstood by her moronic human, who is happily waltzing around the room all the while clutching the blue cat to her chest.
"Yes little sis, Cait is coming over again!" Vi continues in glee, dancing to some nonexistent music.
"Couldn't care less," Powder meows, finally jumping off her human's hands.
"Aaaaand she's bringing Lux over~"
Immediately, Powder's ears perk up and she looks at Vi a little less grumpily. "Lux?" Powder meows hopefully.
"Yes, Powder, your little girlfriend is coming over too~"
"Have you seen her?" Powder meows indignantly. "She's nothing but little! That wonderful belly! Those muscles! ...Also she's not my girlfriend!"
"Yes, 'meow meow meow', of course you're excited!" Vi parodies her cat's speech (unsuccessfully if Powder may add).
As if on cue, the doorbell rings and Vi rushes to open it, throwing her arms around Caitlyn, who smooches her on the cheek with a blush.
"Hello, darling," Caitlyn says, and Vi all but melts, mumbling something incoherent (but no doubt very stupid!)
But Powder doesn't care about Vi's ramblings, all she cares about is the familiar cat carrier, out of which steps out a familiar cat...
"Lux!" Powder meows excitedly, prancing around the white cat.
"Hello, Powder!" Lux responds cheerfully. "How are you today?"
"Very gay!" Powder responds. "I mean very gay! I mean very happy to see you!"
"Aww look they're so excited to see each other!" Vi coos, wrapping her arm around Caitlyn's shoulder. "Now, uh, big sis and her girlfriend are gonna go to the bedroom to, um, play some human games! So, Powder, you behave and play with Lux, okay?"
"Okay," Powder meows innocently and watches the two blushing humans disappear. Then, she turns towards her guest with a grin. "I know where Vi keeps the cat treats."
"I don't know, Powder..." Lux sounds unsure. "Aren't we supposed to wait for the humans to give us treats for good behaviour?"
"What? No!" Powder gasps and leads her... friend to the kitchen. "What sort of lies has Caitlyn been feeding you? Now, when our ancestors first domesticated humans—"
However, Lux doesn't hear the end of that story because Powder slips on the countertop and falls right onto the garbage bin, knocking it over and spilling garbage everywhere.
Vi and Caitlyn run into the kitchen at the sound, in various states of undress. Vi groans and glares at Powder, who just sits there innocently, licking her paw.
"Powder? What did you do?"
"Uh..." Powder meows, then winces as Vi takes in the total disarray in her kitchen, garbage everywhere. "It was some other cat?"
"POWDER!"
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The Life & Adventures of Jinx and Lux, Actual Cats
FanfictionVi is finally meeting her long-distance girlfriend, Caitlyn. Unfortunately, Vi's cat, Powder, doesn't like anyone. But maybe she'll make an exception for Caitlyn's cat, Lux?
