Dragon One (Dragon Ball Super x Male Reader)

Enraged Two's

Man I feel good. This the start of this chap is on a Sunday. 

You didn't ask, nor do you care but it's fine ig. I really hope I can make it to the end of Super.

THE TITLE IS MISSPELT ON PURPOSE (caps lock) 

Jesus this chap is long

Here's the summary :)

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Inviting both Beerus and Whis to the party, the two dieties made themselves comfortable around the area as they mingled with the guests every now and then; sparking a conversation or simply answering a question. Trying new foods, both Beerus and Whis expressed their satisfactions at the new and familiar flavours they were being treated to, with members of the Z fighters gleefully expressing their pleasure at the fact.

With minutes turning to hours, the sight of a joyous Beerus was seen dancing and and moving skillfully as guests surrounded the god, cheering him on as he kept up his rountine. Momentarily being interrupted by a drunk Mr. Satan, a nearby and now anxious Vegeta who saw the bumbling fool requesting a duel with the God, Beerus noted that not one second later, the human fell right on his ass, calming himself as he saw that his daughter, Videl, came to his aid, eventually apologizing for his actions

Laughing off the events that just transpired, the surrounding party members also joined in on the laugh, completely unaware that three new faces were now present in Bulma's empty home. Sneaking through the hallways, the three intruders went into one of the many rooms of the home, throwing out whatever there was that wasn't a shining orange wish granting magic orb.

Unknowingly throwing a charged capsule on its head, the sight of a large Yacht emerged from the now crumbling room along with the now fully seen intruders. Continuing on their quest, the three snuck past a certain closed door with the only female face of the group backing up to read the label on said door. Calling over her boss, the three eventually opened the door to discover the sight of a massive room littered with prizes for the up and coming Bingo tournament.

Remaining silent, Pilaf (the leader of the gang) suddenly felt unknown levels of rage over come his features, seeing as he instructed subordinates to continue with their searh for the Dragon Balls as he tagged the unreasonably expensive prizes.

Searching around the room, Shu made his way to the nearby plane as Mai went over to the golden piano, both unsuccessful in the search for the orbs. Momentarily pausing to gaze at the fact that these people were giving away an actual castle, Mai moved over to the middle of the room, seeing that on the raised platform were the prizes for second an first place.

Opening the container that carried the prize for second place, Mai, Pilaf and Shu dicovered that the prize contained the world's largest diamond (according to Pilaf) who also mentioned that it was one of the biggest he's seen. Figuring that the prize for second place was literally the world's largest diamond (again, only according to Pilaf) the three saw that another, smaller platform was being raised containing the first place pirze which just so fortunately were the complete set of 7 Dragon Balls they were searching for.

Taking a moment to just proccess the discovery, all three members of the Pilaf Gang rejoiced at the prosect of finally finding the items that they were searching for the past 5 or so years. Suggesting that they might as well summon the dragon now seeing as they knew how their luck with these things were, Shu was immediately told off by both Pilaf and Mai, scolding that if they were to summon the dragon, the entire building would of collapsed ontop of them before they were ever able to utter a single word of their wish.