The Cipher's secret (A Bill404 story) [TEMP HIATUS (again (sorry))]

Reliving

"hey, paps. i'm back from definitely doing my sentry duty"

Why is this back again...?

"*sigh* I CAN BARELY BE BOTHERED TO TELL YOU OFF ANYMORE. I SWEAR, IF YOU FELL ASLEEP AT YOUR POST AGAIN, OR WENT OUT ON ONE OF YOUR WALKS, I AM GOING TO- GOING TO- UH... BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!"

Heh, look at him. So joyful...

"oh, come on, bro. we both know you love me a ton. a skele-ton."

There I go again, making my puns as always...

"OH, MY, GOD SANS! I SWEAR TO ASGORE YOU BETTER NOT START ONE OF YOUR TERRIBLE 'PUN TRAINS' AGAIN"

Heh, typical paps...

"aww, why not? you're smiling"

True, he did always smile at them...

"I AM AND I HATE IT!"

In denial...

"really? you seem quite happy"

Why am I seeing this again...?

"NO! I AM IN FACT VERY UPSET, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO PICK UP YOUR SOCK!"

What is the purpose of this...?

"but the sock likes it there, bro"

Wait...

"THE SOCK WOULD MUCH PREFER IT IF IT WAS NICE AND COSY IN A DRAWER WITH ITS FRIENDS!"

This isn't...

"whatever you say paps"

That day, is it...?

"YES, WHATEVER I SAY, NYEHEHEHEHE!

No no no, make it stop!

"heh. welp, i'ma go upstairs to my room now. see ya, bro."

NO! Don't leave!

"IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL MAKE YOU SOME OF MY WORLD-FAMOUS SPAGHETTI!"

Please, please, don't hurt him...

"thanks, paps, you're the coolest"

No...

"OF COURSE I AM, NYEHEHEHEHE! GO UP TO YOUR ROOM THEN! I'LL HAVE DINNER READY BEFORE YOU CAN SAY 'NEWEST ROYAL GUARDSMAN'!"

stop...

what did we do to deserve this...?

"...S-SANS? WHY IS THERE A FLOATING DORITO IN OUR HOUSE?"

stop... stop. Bill. BILL!

Get.

Out.

Of.

My.

Head!

Classic POV:

"so, uh. why are you taking me to the 'bad sans' mansion? bad sans doesn't exactly sound welcoming." I was very curious as to why Ink was taking me to these monsters, since they didn't sound very nice. Then again, never question the ways of a soulless.