Know more abt me (this is the second one I am doing bcuz I deleted the other)

My expectations when I arugue with bro/sis

Me just on my phone pretending to be in an edit knowing my wall will be alive because it had enough...

B/n (Bros name aka brothers name.): What you doing?
M/n (Aka my name): On the phone?...
B/n: Alright.

*Open fridge*

B/n: WHAT IN THE FUXK!? WEH MI FOOD IS??

My mind: Oh shat...

B/n: Did you tek mi things?

Silence*

M/n: No...
B/n: THAT IS A TOTAL LIE!!
M/n: Alright and? I eat it you can buy another food to eat.
B/n: You always eat my food like it's free!?
M/n: That is what I do.
B/n: That's why you poor.
M/n: That's why you still don't know maths.
B/n: You don't even know maths, matter of fact even it was a 1st grader maths test you would still FAIL!👺💅🏼
M/n: Yes, I would fail because of yuh stupidity!
B/n: Your ugly as hell that's why you don't have a boyfriend.
M/n: At least I have looks since you called me "ugly" since you are the ugly one here.
B/n: Ugly? When you look in the mirror the glass breaks because it could not take the fatness of you.

😧 NaW jIt TrIpPiNg..

M/n: At last at least I have fat instead of you being so skinny.
B/n: Oh so you wanna fight now?!
M/n: Try! Mi short anyways so I can go at your ankles and break it.
B/n: Oh now you wanna fight!?
M/n: Bro, I know you can't fight me...

Also me: 🙆🏽‍♀️ *puts up hair ready to fight*

B/n: You know what?
M/n: What? Yuh don't want to fight again?
B/n: No, remember that new shirt you got for your precious gift for Christmas?
M/n: What are you thinking about doing?!
B/n: Oh, you'll see... When I go in your room!
M/n: WAIT!!!

Having a running competition:🏃🏽‍♂️ 🏃🏽‍♀️

Goes in room*

Open drawer*

Take out shirt*

Scissors in hand...😦*

Me comes in room*

Gasp*

M/n: If yuh dare do that-
B/n: What you gonna do?
M/n: Put down the scissors!
B/n: No.
M/n: Put it down now!
B/n: Nah.

Cuts shirt*

Looks at shirt*

Looks at bro like a demon*

Intense breathing*

M/n: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BITCH!

The scream: 🐬

Drops both scissors and shirt*
B/n: Oh shit, I'm dead..

Outside of the room:

B/n screaming: ÆWÈHÆHHH!! STOP!!!

Minutes later he comes out wit a scratch on his arms.... And a broken ankle as expected, a broken finger, a headache, knee breaking, hair falling out, blood coming out from the scratch from arms, broken back but he still can walk...!?👁👄👁

This was... Cringe, no "cringe" is nor even a word my emotions are mixed up like when I made this: 😐😂😦😨😭👹😠😩😵😟 I can't even explain it but bye-bye hope y'all really vote for me! Or else I'l come for your sibling just like your dad never came back with the 🍼👁👄👁💅🏼