Me when someone says "come" and I thought the
word was "com": You are seus☺
Pov: The teacher says something devious:
I see you, your... Sēûś
Me zooming out in class:
The teacher: Hello! Pay attention, what was you thinking?
What I was thinking:
😩 gay😍
Me when I see a tall girl, sorry! WOMAN👩❤️👩:
Kick me, choke me, push me against a rock solid wall that could break someone's back, cut me, and I'll still be wit you baby☺ (that's a lie)
I was zooming out until I saw a girl looking straight at me, and I didn't realize until my friend shake me, dayum baby I wish I would look at you more, because its like looking at a plane flying up the sky, but you only look at it for seconds and not minutes😉
(cringe)
My whole body when a girl hugs me from behind:
💦🌡😩😉
Me when I say that girls are too problematic:
I'll never date a girl in my life!
Sees a tall girl:
Hey mama~ I can cook godly, clean the house with my feet, hands and my mouth can handle yours all day~
Me when I see them pretty girls on tiktok:
I don't have a beautiful face, smile, and even a beautiful body😭
Me when I see my best friend:
Oh my lord GOODNESS😫
A guy complimenting a girl:
Normal
A girl complimenting a guy:
Normal
A guy complimenting a guy:
Your gay👹
A girl complimenting a girl:
We all know🙃... Your lesbians😍
YOU ARE READING
Know more abt me (this is the second one I am doing bcuz I deleted the other)
RandomAll you have to know is when you read the story its about me and my siblings fighting just for a food I ate/being an introvert/being lazy but is actually not/my dirty mind/etc!😍
