as i rushed down my stairs, i accidentally slipped and as my pathetic life flashed before my enormous green apple key lime pie orbs i got hit in the face with my huge banonkronkazonkamonkaroos and started falling down 12 flights of stairs. i sang fight the whole way
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Emo baddie y/n satire
Umorismoy/n has a big uwu crush on the baddie alpha goth emo bad boy jake cover credit goes to finnisdying TW: language, violence, mature parts
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as i rushed down my stairs, i accidentally slipped and as my pathetic life flashed before my enormous green apple key lime pie orbs i got hit in the face with my huge banonkronkazonkamonkaroos and started falling down 12 flights of stairs. i sang fight the whole way