i open my big emerald green apple leaf tree nature save the turtles orbs on my big canopied pink uwu girl bed. i yawn and stretch my arms up making my huge bahonkaronkadonkazonkamonkaroos bounce. oops, looks like i forgot a bra. i put on a gray crop top hoodie and sweatpants and put my hair in a messy bun cuz im not like other girls. my mom, brother, uncle, aunt, grandmas and 52 friends all died when i was birthed so now i live with my horrible dad. i sing my morning peircing fight song because of my sad backstory.
"t-t-t-this i-is m-m-my f-f-f-fight s-s-s-s-song"
"SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP" my dad screams from the 1st floor of my 12 story mansion
"o-o-okay" i cry tearfully as i run downstairs to have breakfast and go to school
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Emo baddie y/n satire
Humory/n has a big uwu crush on the baddie alpha goth emo bad boy jake cover credit goes to finnisdying TW: language, violence, mature parts
