KAGSHGSDTJRJTDKYTJGXMHFDMHTDMHFDMIYIYJGKYJFMHGXMHFDNHTSMHTSMJTSMJFSMHDMJGSTJTSTSMJTDMJTJSMHRSMHTSTJTJTJFDMHTDYMTDMHMHTDMHTJTDKYRDKUTDKUTDKHTDKUTUTDKUTJTHTDMHTDMUTDKUTSKUTSMYRSKYRSKUTSKYTSKUTSYTS sorry i was just feeling a bit quirky like i always am bcs im just not like other girls.
as i head to my 3rd dressing room of the house i start to hear the footsteps of my crusty ass uncle walking down the hallway and he starts to shout at me bcs im just not like other girls and so quirky and im one of the boys and i dont wear makeup (except for the two kilogroms of foundation, concealer, contour, blush, highlighter, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, and setting powder each resulting in 18 kilos of makeup in total) and i just am such a smol bean🥺.
"Y/N GET YOUR CRUSTY UGLY FREELOADING ASS OUT THE DOOR YOUR FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL"
im just feeling brocken🖤⛓️🥀so i start to sing my signature song
"T-T-T-HIS I-IS M-M-M-MY F-F-FIGHT S-S-SONG..."
as i continued to sing my uncle was teleported to the top of the stairs fell down and died and i suddenly saw harry styles appear in front of me. my normally green apple emerald leafy grass tree key-lime pie orbs expelled glitter and became glittery balloon frosting flowery flamingo 🦩edible bubble container pink orbs with my love for harey styes.
"🥀🖤⛓️hey bbg im in love w ur singing voice be my discord kitten n be good for daddy⛓️🖤🥀"
"a-a-a-anything f-for y-y-you z-z-zaddy"
"🥀🖤⛓️good now go to school i'll see you after ur done⛓️🖤🥀"-------------------------------------------------------
sorry yall ill write more later
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Emo baddie y/n satire
Humory/n has a big uwu crush on the baddie alpha goth emo bad boy jake cover credit goes to finnisdying TW: language, violence, mature parts