Everyday Life With A Futa

Chapter 10: Egg

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Desirae's POV

"Yo I'm back!" I called out as I closed the door behind me.

"You're finally home Baby!" Miia cheered.

"Wifey…"

"Had to make up all the stuff I missed while I was sick, we were low on food." I rolled my eyes.

(We're always low on food with the way this lot eats.)

"Did shopping go well?" Mero asked.

"Wifey…"

"Yeah there was a sale." I nodded "lucky us."

"Hmph!" Suu ran up and aggressively hugged me.

"Whoa!" I laughed "nice to see you too."

"Wifey."

"Suu leave Mistress alone she's tired." Cerea scolded.

"It's okay." I smiled rubbing Suu's head.

"Wifey~" Papi whined.

"Yeah sorry what is it?" I asked turning to face her.

"Papi is gonna lay an egg."

"GAH?!" we all gagged "WHAT?!"

"W-W-What?!" Miia snapped "Papi are you fertilized?! Baby you need to be more careful!"

"Someone as small as Papi?!" Cerea huffed and heaved.

"So Papi has been your girlfriend all this time?!" Mero yelled.

"Roar!" Suu mumbled holding up a stick.

(What the hell is going on?!)

"What is the meaning of this!" Miia yelled trying to choke out Papi.

"Papi…?" I asked "When were you gonna tell us this, I'm not ready to be a mother."

"It's not fertilized." Papi blinked.

"GAH!" I slammed my head into the wall "The fuck?!"

"Wait so do you lay eggs day like a chicken?" Miia asked.

"No…" Papi shook her head "Only a few times a year, this is the first one since I came to Japan so I'm not comfortable."

"Maybe you're just stressed." Mero said "with everything you've been doing with the Miss your mind might be thinking you accidentally got pregnant."

"Speaking of which how do you even know this one isn't fertile."

"It feels too small." Papi said "the real eggs are way bigger, I'd know if it was a real one."

"Well maybe we should call Miss Smith just in case." I nodded "Can't hurt to be safe."

I heard voices outside before there was banging on my door.

"I'm busy." I said opening my door.

"Is this the house where the egg laying harpy lives?" a short stocky man asked.

"Who the hell are you?" I asked.

"Kasegi, I'm a director and I heard you have lots of Extra-Species girls here and I was hoping to make a documentary about it."

BEEP BEEP! My pervert detector is at max.

"See ya sleezeball!" I said slamming the door in his face "Try someone more gullible."

(I'm the only pervert allowed here…)
"Who was at the door?" Miia sked.

"Don't worry about it and don't open the door for strangers." I warned "By the way if you see any creeps stalking around outside let me know."