Everyday Life With A Futa

Chapter 36: Zombie Fun- Zombina and Cici

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Desirae's POV

"HMM…" I tapped my foot and looked at my phone "Zombina said she would be late but this is late for her."

I was going to be spending the next few days with the MON girls taking them out while they were on suspension.

I was wearing an pair of torn jeans and a loose tank top that showed my cleavage, a very Zombina like outfit. I looked around at the docks and couldn't help but think this was a weird place to meet, even for Zombina.

"Hmm." I looked down when I almost slipped "Oh an envelope, wonder why it's red?"

I tore the top off and looked at the contest.

"Money, a weeding certificate, a photo of some girl and a lock of hair?" I said confused "What a weird thing to pack…"

I looked at the photo, it looked kinda like Zombina also not.

"Guess I have time to go turn this into the cops." I started to close the envelop again.

"You found my envelope." A voice said, one sounding cute and squeaky yet serious and defined.

"Oh it's you're here you can have it back." I reached out "I didn't take anything.

"No it's not a problem" she said "You can keep the money and in return you will marry me."

"Excuse me?" I coughed.

"Yes you're the one." She jumped towards me.

"Screw off she's mine!" Zombina suddenly blasted the girl.

"Ah you killed her!" I yelled.

"She's fine calm down." The zombie shrugged "She's already dead so it's fine."

"HMPH!" the other girl jumped up "We haven't seen each other in so long and the way you greet me is with the barrel of a shotgun, you are as rude as every Zombina."

"And you haven't changed either." Zombina sighed "Still trying to marry anything with a dick."

"Oh you know each other." I observed.

"Yeah, she's Cici." Zombina explained "A Jiang Shi, a Chinese Zombie."

"Oh she's a Hopping Vampire." I noted "I've never met one of those before."

"Yeah and she keeps coming here looking for Ghost Marriages and stowing away on freighters illegally."

"Oh a criminal." I nodded "Cool we're getting to play cops and robbers, also aren't you supposed to be on suspension why do you have a gun?"

"Well I knew there'd be a ship coming in and had a hunch so…I brought you!" Zombina smiled "I ended up being late because I forgot to stretch before bed, I figured we'd do enough…working out today that it wouldn't matter."

"What poor form." Cici commented "Stretching is the difference between life and death for a zombie."

"We already dead though."

"You should be like me and do Tai Chi every morning." Cici smiled.

"I seem to recall you having locked knees last winter." Zombina noted.

"That was different it was cold!"

"You two are just friends aren't you." I sighed.

"GRR I'm busy I don't have time for this." Cici turned back to me "Marry me!"

"I'll blow you away!" Zombina aimed her guns.

"Cici prepared this time." The other zombie laughed producing blades from her baggy sleeves "I came illegally this time, I brought weapons!"