Everyday Life With A Futa

Chapter 5: Slick and Slimey

() = indicate thinking

Desirae's POV

"Hmm…" I sipped "It's kinda thin…"

"What?" Miia pouted "You said the last batch was too thick."

"Well you added more water, so now your stew is more of a broth." I said.

Miia was attempting to cook, and it was not going well. She burned most of what she made and the salvageable stuff was barely edible. In order to keep us from killing all of us I started trying to teach her myself.

"You've gotta taste this stuff yourself." I said walking over to the living room.

Cerea was polishing her sword and Papi was trying to get the two of us to play video games with her.

"GAHHH!"

"Miia?!"

I looked over my shoulder and some weird blob was on Miia's head. By the time we all jumped up to help her, the thing was gone.

"What the heck was that?" I said laying Miia down on the couch "Is slithered off to the gap under the stove."

"It was a slime." Cerea explained "There are many creatures the humans are not aware of, slimes are one of them."

"Oh okay…I was worried Miia's cooking became sentient."

"Fear not Mistress!" Cerea said stomping her hoof.

"AH!" I gasped "You're making me afraid yourself! Doing that'll give me a heart attack."

"Oh sorry…But Fear not!" she yelled again "For I will protect you with my trusty…practice…sword! I will not lose to such a small creature!"

"Forget all that." Papi said hugging me from behind "Come play with Papi."

(When did she get so interested in Video games?)

I went to go replace the towel on Miia's head but when I dunked it in the water the whole bowl exploded up.

"WAH!" I gasped.

"Stand back!" Cerea yelled.

Cerea tried to slash the slime but it just zagged around her attack.

"GAH!" Cerea cried "I can't hit it!"

"Slimes are probably pretty good at not getting cut." I giggled.

"But in RPGs slimes are always the first and easiest enemy." Cerea pouted.

"Where did you learn that." I said scratching the back of my neck "Sides, I thought it was usually some sort of rat as the first enemy."

"GOO!"

We both turned around and the slime gooped all over us.

"Cerea are you alright?" I asked.

"I never imagines a creature like that would be so violent…and so vulgar." Cerea said trying to wipe the goo off herself.

The wetness of the slime had caused her shirt to be see-through and stick to her breasts.

"Oh boy…" I gulped "Uhh…Cerea, maybe we should go wash up. Papi keep an eye open for the slime."

"HYA!" she cheered as she swung at the TV.

"And she's engrossed in games." I sighed.

Cerea was a little nervous about joining me in the bath, but a few cute winks and saying I was scared the slime might attack again got her to come in with me.

(Score one for acting cute…I surprise myself some times.)

Her hooves made it a little hard for her to stand properly and she nearly fell on top of me a few times. I picked up the little hand brush and started to scrub Cerea's horse half, I figured it would be safer for the both of us if I was the one standing up.