Lol this is really my mom when she gets angry lolz ( my mom's name is acutely Nicole lol x100)
AnikaViernes: GUYS WE NEED TO ESCAPE SOMEWHERE AND HIDE FOREVER CUS MY FAMILY IS HUNTING ME DOWN AND IF MY MOM SEES U GUYS WE WILL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
Xopotatoe: Oh god we need to go now!
MeMadInFandomLand: ON IT!! *packs random things, everyone does as well*
Anika: MOM WAIT FOR US!*all Mohicans and fnaf characters pack*
Fangirl10000: Otay we is ready to leave right sis?
Jean: yup
Crayoniel: Wait where's kawaii and Alexi Viernes?
AlexiViernes and Kawaii: OH DEAR GOD FUCKING RUN MUMS HERE!!!!!
*Our mum busts through wall*
Me Mum:*riding a red forwheeler; demonic voice*HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!
Me mums bf: LET'S GO FORWHEELING!!!! >:D
Anika and AnikaViernes: OH HELL TO THE NAW I AIN'T REPLAYING THAT ROLLING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN THING AND GETTING CRUSHED!!! (srsly that actually happened yesterday I almost broke me neck :l )
Xopotatoe: RUN!!
Everyone:NOPE*PUTS ON MLG GLASSES AND PULLS OUT SHOTGUNS* NO SCOPES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Springtrap: YO MAMA SO FAT SHE'S A MAP OF CALL OF DUTY!
Bonnie: YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, HER REFLECTION SAID I'M OUT!
Jack:YO MAMA SO SHORT U CAN SEE HER LEGS IN HER DRIVERS LICENSE PHOTOS!
Chica: HOW DO U EVEN DRIVE THE FRIEKEN CAR!!
Me Mum: *takes 560 damage*
Buddy and animeYukiforlife: 420 ILLIMINATI BLACK HANDS BITCHES!!!!!
Foxy: FINISH HER OFF MONA JESUS!!!!
Me mums bf: who da hell is Mona Jesus ●3●
Mona jesus: THEIR ONE AND ONLY MLG LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!*summons puddle and lady gaga and ragyo(in kill la kill if u didn't know. She melests girls) emerge from it*
Ragyo: come here anika's mummy*rape face and runs up to her and grabs me mum but the collar and drag her into space while doin a crab siance dance while humming. HMM HMMM HMMM HMM HMMM HMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Lady gaga: *summons thomas the train and Justin bieber*
All three: IT'S RAPING TIME!!
Me mums bf: o-o naw.... NAW!!!*FLIES TO THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA ON FORWHEELER*
Everyone: MLG!!!!!!!!!*INFINITE AIRHORNS WHILE SMOKING 420 AND NO SCOPING EVERYTHING*
Anika: I'm givin birth bitches!
Everyone ecept Anika: O-O WAIT YOU WERE PRG
EGOS?!?!?Anika and Bonnie: YUP
*Anika gives birth while doin the crab dance. 2 fabulous mlg children, a male tiger and a female bunny.(obviously) names the tiger Marco and bunny Mina (sorry peeps I had nothing else in mind)*
Marco and Mina: Sup mlg mum and dad! :D
Everyone: :D XD SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!
Shrek: their mine now...
*Anikas protective mother instincts kicks in... growls and istantly kills Shrek with iron tail*
Everyone: :l
Pikachu: pika pika :D
Marco and Mina: CAN WE KEEP IT !?!?!?
Bonnie: yes
Everyone: yay!!!!!!!!!!
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