Stahp Doin wat your doin

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One fantastic day, Fritz decided to teach the mohicans.

*Everyone enters room*

Fritz: Ok children I need u to pick a seat!

Everyone but Fritz: *sighs heavily*

Mandy: WE AREN'T CHILDREN OK?!?!?.... well I am but they aren't...

Buddy: Yea I don't want to be called that. Call us "Majestic Mohican Students" plz.

Fritz: ... ok well then "Majestic Mohican Students" sit wherever u like.

*peeps sit:Jack,Bonnie,Anika,Jean,Mandy,Morgan,Buddy, Foxy, Kawaii, and Chica sit in that order*

Jean and Anika: *start corassing against eachothers arms and hands while giggling*

Others: *Giggle*

Fritz: *Notices* U TWO WAT ARE U DOING?!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! STAHP!! I NEED U TWO TO SEPARATE PLEASE!!

Jean and Anika: Fine *moves away, Anika plays footsies with Bonnie while rubbing knee against Jean's thigh; all 3 starts silently laughing*

Fritz:*pulls out crowbar* I SAID STO- *ham lands on his face and on his chest*

Mandy: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!*smears orange all over face*

Jack:*Bursts out laughing* He's lady gaga!!!

Everyone: NONONONO- *lady Gaga appears*

Lady Gaga: LOVE ME BIATCHES!!

Buddy: POKE HER FACE TILL ITS RAW RAW!!!

Mona Jesus: *summons Justin bier and Thomas the train* poke her my minions!

everyone: *pokes her for infinite*

Jean: HOW MUCH LONGER!?

Mandy: DOS DOS!!!

Everyone: OKAY

THEN SHE DIED. THE END

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