Dirty Imagines... NeymarJr

Imagine 11.

      11:37 AM damn, time flies.

     Rise and Grind Karoline. I say to myself as I get out of my bed for the first time today.

     I hop into my shower and rinse good. Today, I don't have to report to work until 3 o'clock, so I'm kind of just chillin really.

    Just as I wrap my towel around, theres a knock at my door. I go to open it, and low and behold, its my pain in the ass neighbor Neymar and his never chilling little friends, Gil and Jo who are always planning some new shenanigans to try.

   Did I mention to you that last year around this time they tried to egg my car? Those fools.

   "What do you idiotos want?" I snap, directing it at Neymar.

   "Ehhh, we just wanted to know if you wanted to play poker with us."

   "No, now go away." I snap back trying to close the door.

    "Geez Neymar, what did we ever do to your girlfriend?" Gil said jokingly to Neymar, who laughed too.

    "I don't know bro, maybe its that towel. Maybe if she takes it off sh -" I quickly glare at this idiot disgustingly.

    "If you three dont get lost..."

   "What? you're gonna chase us around with that towel on your sexy body? We won't mind that either." Neymar retorted. They broke out in laughter.

   "Yeah thats right laugh, laugh now cry later you little dic - , morons." I stopped myself from saying the other name, only because I'm trying to get right with God.

   "We wont stop bothering you until you come play poker with us," Jo said crossing his arms.

   "Get lost." I snap slamming the door in their faces.

   "Hope your car looks good with raw eggs all over it!" I hear Neymar yell.

   My temper rose after he stated that. If those losers touch my car with eggs one more time, they're gonna get what they're asking for alright.

   If pranking each other back and forth is what we have to do, then vamos, because I'm the silent killa. I always win prank battles, I'm the master of pranking, no one beats me.

  I silently hope they do egg my car so I can start this battle.

  I hear some comotion outside in my driveway, and something crack and hit my windshield.

  "Yeah Neymar egg it real good! I'm right behind you with the toliet paper!" Jo exclaimed.

  I get up from my couch and yell out the door. "After Im done with you three you won't want to make another prank on anyone ever again! Watch who you mess with!"

   I dont usually give in to shenanigans, but this has gone on for too long, and I need something fun to do anyway, so why not do what I had fun doing when I grew up?

  They didnt call me prank queen for nothing.

  I let them egg my car, because why not let them get one last taste of triumph before I start.

  Finally, I hear them stop and thats my que for prank #1.

  I get up, and throw on a loose tank top and some shorts so I am comfortable while doing my pranks.

I pick up my phone and call my cousin Marcia to help me with this because I cant do this one alone.

I grab a 2 buckets, one full of flour, the other of water and faux bird feathers. This is going to be funny.

  As soon as Marcia arrives, we grab the ladder out of my garage so we can sit from ontop the roof to drop the flour and feathers. I place the ladder next to Neymar's house, and I climb up with the buckets. Marcia stays down so she can ring the bell, leave the euros on the ground and run to the side and up the ladder.

  As soon as I am in a comfy position, I send the signal to Marcia to ring the bell.

  She rings the bell, drops the money on the ground and runs up the ladder quietly. Just as I hoped, Neymar comes out, as I can tell by his blond highlights in his 'Mohawk' .

  "Ooh euros!" He said running out to get them. I drop the flour and Marcia drops the water and feathers, but its as if Neymar knew we were hidng on the roof waiting, and that boy sprinted back into the house before the flour and feathers could even drop.

  I clapped my hands in frustration. "Filho de puta!" I yell in frustration. He was too fast.

  In about 3 minutes after, Neymar comes out and sees the mess from our prank.

  "Ay Karoline I know youre around hiding around somewhere. Nice try babe, almost had me! Thanks for the euros though!"  He laughed obnoxiously as if he were victorious. Oh its on now. They are gonna get it now, I never lose, ever.

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