Group Chat

The One With The Banishment

**The Zoo but Dangerous**

Spidey: I have. messed up.

Octo: Good.

Spidey: no I did something stupid that is going to haunt my future

Octo: Even better.

Spidey: does nobody here care about my wellbeing?

Electro: *slowly raises eyebrow*

Spidey: :(

Electro: actually yes Spidey I do care for you very much

Spidey: ...what do you want

Electro: do you happen to know where Stark's intern lives?

Spidey: if I did I sure wouldn't tell you

Shocker: Nice try, E

Shocker: SM, as our resident moral compass I need to consult you on a dilemma I have

Spidey: The answer is no

Shocker: hear me out

Spidey: the question is if you can commit a crime and the answer is no

Shocker: You don't understand.

Shocker: So there's this guy at the place I work at and he has dumb hair and he's generally one of those annoying people

Shocker: he says stupid things and today he said something especially stupid

Spidey: still no

Shocker: he's also rich and the son of our boss and today he was bragging about dumping all his work on us when he clears off to the Caribbean for a week on holiday - like he ever does work anyway

Spidey: sounds like a /wonderful/ person but you still can't commit a crime

Shocker: but I know exactly where he lives and exactly where he keeps his most prized possessions and what they are and how much they're worth because he cannot shut up about them

Shocker: I also know when he's going to be out of the country for a week :3

Spidey: no.

Shocker: some people deserve to be robbed

Shocker: you cannot tell me he doesn't have it coming

Spidey: you asked my opinion and my opinion is no

Spidey: I cannot and will not endorse your crimes

Shocker: ur no fun

Shocker: imma rob him anyways u can't stop me

Spidey: watch me

Shocker: }:P

Spidey: >:p

Vulture: Well this was fun.

Vulture: It's 3 am.

Vulture: Go to sleep.

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Sandman: So I know I'm about 4 hrs late to the party

Sandman: but

Sandman: Am I the only one surprised that Shocker has, like, an actual legal job?

Vulture: no that did catch me off guard too

**Stupid conversations Central**

Vulture: ****link to news article titled: Is Spider-Man really a man? What is this vigilante hiding beneath the mask?****

Vulture: *raises eyebrows*

Shocker: Spidey's on the news all the time why is this a big deal?

Vulture: just read it.