Group Chat

The One With The Delivery

***'swallop dollop'***

Spidey: ughhhh

Electro: you good there?

Spidey: tfw your delivery isn't here yet :(

Spidey: its been almost 2 weeks :((((

Vulture: ...'tfw?'

Electro: google it you dinosaur

Vulture: You're not allowed to be mean to me or you're going back in the naughty corner.

Electro: -_-

Spidey: what do u say E?

Electro: -_- -_-

Electro: sOrRy iF i HuRt YoUr FeElInGs

Vulture: thanks

Spidey: This will never get old

Electro: it has been. months. please end my suffering.

Spidey: nope. you're mean, you apologise.

Vulture: ^ Probation&Penalty ends when you can be nice for a whole week.

Electro: you guys are just coming up with imagined offences to keep me in this perpetual torment

Spidey: look who downloaded a dictionary today woww

Electro: hey that was mean you should have to apologise

Spidey: no :P

Vulture: he's not on probation

Electro: I'm not sure you understand what probation means

Spidey: ok mr dictionary

Vulture: anyway Spidey what did you order?

Spidey: oh it's not even for me it's a gift for a friend but I just want that delivery thrill u get me?

Electro: no.

Vulture: Yeah.

Electro: weirdos

Spidey: People on P&P don't get opinions

Electro: this is actual bullying

Spidey: suffer, fool

**Electro changed the group name to 'P&P purgatory'**

Vulture: Well Spidey I hope your delivery comes soon

Electro: I hope it take another two weeks >:C

Peter's spidey senses had been uneasy all day. He'd been on edge through all of his classes and the entire commute home but nothing had happened.

"May?" Peter called as soon as he opened the front door. She called back a greeting from the kitchen, and he relaxed slightly.

"Oh, Pete, a delivery arrived for you earlier. I left it on your desk."

"Thanks," Peter replied, throwing his bag onto his bed and turning to face his desk. His senses seemed to take a sharp breath in and he hesitated, looking suspiciously at the small package. It definitely wasn't the right size for the lego set he'd ordered for Ned's birthday.

Peter opened the thick envelope very slowly. Inside it was a bizarre contraption the size of his fist - it looked like a part of a larger device. And completely useless. Frowning, he tipped the envelope. A slip of paper fluttered out. Printed words read: You left this.

It took a moment, but with a dawning recognition Peter realised this was a piece of the pointless gizmo he'd built as part of his escape plan back when the villains had kidnapped him. Peter Parker him, Stark's intern. His senses were finally quiet, and Peter felt almost relieved now that Electro had made the first move he'd been planning for so long. He pulled out his phone, and shot a quick text to his best friend.