Officer Wang and Agent Xiao 2.0 - new case, same fools (ZhanYi - FF)

My big fat stupid wedding - Part one

1. My big fat stupid wedding - Part one

Yes, we do! (For real)

We proudly announce the wedding of Special Agent Xiao Zhan and Officer Wang Yi Bo! (Finally! I swear, this descendant of hell won't stop until I am ripe for the insane asylum!)

We take great pleasure in inviting you to celebrate our marriage together with us! (Don't you dare to ditch us! Or I will have to suffer because of the consequences!)

The ceremony will take place on

Saturday the twentieth of May
Two thousand twenty-three

at six o'clock in the evening

Renaissance Beijing Wangfujing Hotel

57 Wangfujing Street, Dongcheng District, Beijing 100006 China (He totally escalated while planning the wedding, but what could I say? If I said no, he would look at me like a five-year-old child that lost his favorite plushy - and you definitely don't want that at home)

If you have any creative ideas or entertaining contributions for the wedding party, please contact the best man (DON'T CONTACT THE FIRST GROOM!)

Kindly respond by April fifteenth two thousand twenty-three, if you can attend or are unable to. (Don't you dare to stay away!)

Xiao Zhan & Wang Yi Bo
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

POV Baby Officer

Wang Yi Bo let out a deep sigh of relief and exhaustion simultaneously as he folded the last invitation card and put it into an envelope. Finally, some progress has been made in the planning. He felt tired yet elated, unable to resist rubbing his eyes with the palms of his hands and ruffling his hair.

Sitting at the desk at home, he had been hiding from Xiao Zhan, that menace, nuisance, and plague, well, his future husband, for hours. All this was just to "edit" each and every goddamn invitation personally without Xiao Zhan knowing. He kept asking himself what wrong he had done in his previous life to be punished like this. Where had he gone wrong? It felt like he had sold his soul to the devil himself. Granted, he had been asking himself this from the very beginning, but what could he do? This idiot had stolen his heart and refused to give it back. Not that he wanted it back, to be honest... but yeah, sometimes... SOMETIMES...

Looking down at his "work" on the desk, he silently prayed to whatever deity condescended to listen that the fool wouldn't find out about this... or he would be done for.

Groomzilla was no joke.

Yes, Groomzilla.

He grunted in utmost frustration as thoughts of the last weeks came to his mind. When he thought the chaos after taking down the Wen group and nursing my so-called super Special Agent, this narcissistic idiot, back to health was troublesome and nerve-wracking, Wang Yi Bo never ever expected that planning a wedding would top it multiple times. And that the epitome of this jumble would be my stupid maniac of a fiance. But looking back and considering we were talking about Xiao Zhan, he should have heard the alarm bells ringing in his head.

Wang Yi Bo couldn't help but think that he would have run away long ago if he had only known that Xiao Zhan's brain would short-circuit after they agreed to finally plan and go through with the wedding. To a place where Xiao Zhan never would find him. Maybe that hell where he got kicked out…