Officer Wang and Agent Xiao 2.0 - new case, same fools (ZhanYi - FF)

The return of the combat bunny - Part one

8. The return of the combat bunny - Part one

"Are you fucking serious, you goddamn unfaithful piece of inhuman shit!?"

"Baby! I notice your vocabulary contains a worryingly high number of really unmannerly terms. Although I have to admit, your creativity is undeniably remarkable."

Xiao Zhan, highly entertained and turned on by the boldness of his baby Officer, grinned brightly from one ear to the other as he stared at his enraged baby on top of him.

This promised to be so exciting! First, that shouting at the bar, and now this! How lucky you are, Xiao Zhan!

A few seconds ago, a force similar to a hurricane had rushed towards the personified handsomeness, hauled him off his feet and slammed him down onto the soft cushions of the couch in the living room without even giving him a chance to remove his shoes.

They had just barely entered their apartment after returning from the nightclub, where they were somehow forced to spend the evening with Wang Yi Bo's personal nemesis. (An experience our little Officer would like to forget, but we will get back to this topic a little later 😉)

And now, an incredibly cute pile of concentrated fury jumped on top of him not a breath later and grabbed his shirt with both hands in an iron grip.

Xiao Zhan inwardly squealed out of happiness.

"You useless bungler, are you serious now? Could you stop being the annoying nuisance that you are for a few minutes and explain yourself? How could you do this to me!?!" Wang Yi Bo brought his face close to the stupidly beaming and dreamlike one under him.

"Baby, I had only the best intentions and indicated that I had a perfect plan…"

"Good intentions, my ass!"

"Hmm, you have a very nice ass." The Agent's voice turned low and sultry, and his hands tenderly patted the soft meat of Wang Yi Bo's backside.

"Thank you… wait, what? Stop distracting me! You are not off the hook yet!"

The fuming Officer shifted a bit unconsciously, and as a result, he rubbed his buttcheeks over the caged manhood of his scolded husband, who then took in a slightly shaking breath.

"You have to admit that it's quite difficult, even for an outstanding and highly capable person like me, to stay focused if the most perfect man I can think of is sitting like this on top of my crotch and scolds me so sexily." Xiao Zhan couldn't help but giggle while defending himself.

He lifted one of his hands, intending to caress the soft skin of his baby's muscular thighs that peeked out from under his shorts, only to get it slapped away harshly.

"Don't you dare to touch me! We are not done here!"

"Oh, I couldn't agree more."

The Agent smiled invitingly and looked quite seductive through darkened eyes into the angry, distorted face of his baby Officer, who kept snarling and pressing him down onto the couch.

If the younger one only knew how cute he was looking right now! He literally could hear the meowing of a little kitten clawing his tiny paws at him. He really must have impressed the gods that they rewarded him with such a perfect life partner!

A hard, well-aimed slap on his chest pulled him out of his crazy string of thoughts.

"That's not what I mean, you bastard!"

'At least not entirely…'

"But it's what I mean, my baby."

Wang Yi Bo blushed heavily after hearing this comment, seeing the expression of Xiao Zhan and suddenly feeling the hard-clothed thing pressing against one of his legs.