Officer Wang and Agent Xiao 2.0 - new case, same fools (ZhanYi - FF)

Honeymoon for advanced

3. Officer Wang 2.0 - Honeymoon

On a beautiful, remotely located tropical island, somewhere in the middle of the crystal clear ocean, the weather was nice, pleasantly warm, and everyone was in a great mood….

"Baby, what's this? We are standing here now for about ten minutes, and you still behave like a child! More than you normally do, I mean. And that's quite something. Come on, you really can open your eyes now!"

"NO!"

….or not.

'Leave me alone. I need my personal drama now, you bloody servant of torture!'  The addressed person shook his head violently and squeezed his eyes shut.

"My honeypie, my sugar plum, my bewitching siren, my dancing queen…"

'Now you are sweet-talking me…'

"Stop it, you creature of doom!"

The creature, Xiao Zhan, grinning from one ear to the other, stood next to his newly acquired husband, Xiao Wang Yi Bo, and kept poking and nudging him everywhere. But the smaller one persistently refused to open his eyes and instead clawed himself on the other's arm, effectively ignoring the oozing honey-like and cooing voice of the Agent who tried to lure and convince him to do so.

To say he looked like a frightened chicken that saw the butcher's display right before Thanksgiving might be pretty accurate.

Although highly amused, Xiao Zhan, handsome, manly, and gorgeous as usual, let out an exaggerated sigh and carefully peeled the clenched fingers from his shirt. He then sassily stemmed one hand on his hip while raking the other one sexily through his silky black strands of hair. Lastly, he put on his shades with a nonchalant flip and looked down at his terrified and heavily breathing baby husband.

While doing this, several gasps and pants could be heard in the background. (I guess that's us)

Grinning to himself and knowing exactly about his charisma's impact, the self-declared Mr Universe shook his head and snapped a finger on Wang Yi Bo's forehead. As an encore, he winked at their audience.

"Look, it's our honeymoon, and I really, really would like to do honeymoon things with you. Preferably right now, my pants are getting tight, you know…," he said confidently, loud enough for everyone to hear.

Wang Yi Bo irritatedly growled, and the women around them collectively threatened to faint. The female estrogen level seemed to rise significantly.

….Thankfully unbeknownst to the Greek god's husband, or else there would have been the first catfight before the honeymoon even started.

"Baby, you might miss something extraordinarily delightful if you won't take a look."

"If you are talking about your dick, I prefer to leave my eyes closed. And for fucks sake, stop snapping your finger at me!"

"Don't be shy. I can assure you to give you a close-up of my dick later with utmost pleasure, by the way. But now, I want you to take a look at our residence for the next two weeks. I think I've outdone myself again."  

'You overconfident bastard…'

Frustrated with himself and his choice of life partner, Wang Yi Bo finally opened his eyes and braced himself for what he would see. He was about to attack the self-celebrating idiot next to him when his sight finally perceived the surroundings.

He couldn't help but stop midway and stare at the group of pleasantly welcoming-looking buildings of the high-end beach resort in front of him. The decent yet luxurious vibes, also coming from the colourful plants and trees, the nearby beach and the salty fresh air (which he only noticed just now), promised the perfect holiday.