Officer Wang and Agent Xiao 2.0 - new case, same fools (ZhanYi - FF)

The Return of the combat bunny - Part four

11. The return if the combat bunny - Part four

The flashback still continues…

"Do we really have to do it like in that mission-impossible shit?"

"Language, baby! We have to get into the mood, and we need that to get the special top-secret feeling!"

"The only thing I feel is my torn ass! What the fuck did you do to me last night?!"

"Why are you complaining now? You literally begged me to go on!"

"I didn't!"

"Then who was the one who grabbed my ass and stopped me from pulling out? The scratches on my ass cheeks are amazing!"

"You are talking bullshit! I can't remember doing that!"

'Shit… he's right…'

"Stop pretending. I can see that at the tip of your nose. Anyway, let's go. We have a mission to complete!"

Xiao Zhan, the self-declared new Ethan Hunt, proceeded to climb the wall of the building. Although our super Special Agent strongly believed that this Ethan really could learn a lot from him.

(Xiao Zhan = Ethan Hunt = Eat and Hunt, XZ looks at WYB… WYB: Why are you looking at me now?!)

"You are not planning something stupid again, are you?"

Wang Yi Bo remained on the ground and questionably looked upwards at the nimble monkey.

"Me? When was I ever?"

The Officer raised an eyebrow.

"You know there is an actual door right next to me?"

"Baby, you see, someone is assigned for the top, and someone for the bottom…ha, my word games are so quick-witted…"

'Which ingredients were used to create your brain, seriously…'

Xiao Zhan didn't care about his head-shaking baby Officer and climbed up to a window at least five meters above the ground. Wang Yi Bo sighed in resignation and simply turned to the door. He opened it with the key they graciously got from the pimple and stepped in cautiously. He didn't know what awaited him because the ugly pimple couldn't be trusted anyway.

But contrary to his fears, the hall was simply… empty. Apart from a few scattered boxes and dirt, there was nothing else. Literally nothing.

Except for his idiot King Kong, who, to his utter annoyance, elegantly abseiled himself from the stupidly and uselessly chosen window and gave him a full show.

Wang Yi Bo inwardly facepalmed.

"So, Mr. Super Top Special Agent, any actual useful findings up there?"

"Absolutely, baby! I had an excellent view from my position. And I installed our camera in the corner of the window. I must say, your ass looks perfectly shaped from that angle."

Wang Yi Bo gasped indignantly and kicked his husband on his shin. Or tried to. That bastard didn't even have the decency to just let him do it. No, he skillfully avoided and caused him to fall forward right into his arms.

'Is this a K-pop drama, or what?'

"Hah, I love you being in my arms so passionately, but why so serious? We already compl…"

"I hate you!" Fuming, the Officer wriggled himself out of the groping embrace and straightened up.

"Don't just stand there uselessly and get to work already!"